The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
Certain stones were once regarded as having maleficent properties and
were never set in rings. A chronicler relates that a certain knight in
one of the crusades possessed himself of a costly scimitar belonging to
a Saracen whom he had slain, and became so expert in its use that he
discarded his own weapon and used the other. But from that time forth
he met with nothing but disaster and shame. It was discovered that in
fitting the scimitar with a cross-hilt, as Christian piety demanded,
the malicious armorer had substituted for one of the gems an emerald,
which by some secret process he had disguised. The malign stone and the
armorer’s head having been removed the prowess of the knight was again
effective and he rose to great distinction and honor. In the folk-lore
of some of the riparian peoples along the Danube the topaz was listed
as a peculiar possession of the Adversary of Souls. It was held that
if one could by force or fraud get a topaz ring upon an enemy’s finger
it would be impossible to remove it, and the victim would go, body and
soul, to the devil. Advancing enlightenment has effaced these silly
superstitions; we now know that the opal only is really malign.
We have it on the authority of Shakspeare that at least Aldermen wore
thumb rings, for Falstaff avers that before he was blown up like a
bladder by sighing and grief he could have crept through one, being
“not an eagle’s talon in the waist.” If the custom had lived till our
time Aldermen would have been at considerable expense for thumb-rings,
for their fingers are all thumbs everywhere but in the public pocket.
As engagements and weddings subtend a pretty wide angle in the circle
of human life in modern times the ring is perhaps a more important
factor in the happiness of at least one-half the race than ever before;
and that half is the more conservative half; it and its customs are
not soon parted. Not that engagement rings and wedding rings are a new
thing under the sun: amongst several ancient peoples the wedding ring
was an institution of prime importance. The bride’s investiture with
that sign and symbol of wifehood was not merely in attestation of the
wedding; it was the wedding. Divorce consisted in pulling it off, and
that simple act—commonly performed by the husband—was not complicated
with any questions of counsel fees, alimony and custody of the children.
The finger-ring will probably maintain its “ancient, solitary reign”
for some time yet. The custom of wearing it is too deeply rooted in
the nature of things, and the root has too many ramifications to be
lightly renounced by virtue of any royal rescript of the “queens of
fashion” in Paris, London or New York. It is not a mere garden plant
growing loosely in the artificial top-soil of human vanity, but a
hardy perennial, having a firm hold in many substrata of character and
tradition, and eliciting nourishment from all. The finger-ring is on to
stay.
FIN DE SIECLE
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