The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
The one change entailed another; for many years—until, indeed, the
button habit had become invincible—it did not occur to any of the
fair sex that the hook-and-eye could be used in front as well as
surreptitiously behind the back. That truth has now penetrated the
female mind and sometimes warms it into action: but for the most part
lovely woman is infested with the parasitic button as badly as the male
of her species, and of neither does it manifest a disposition to let
go. It has usually its buttonhole to bear it company, and doubtless
looks forward to a long season of domestic felicity and profound repose
while engaged in the business of breaking up families and promoting
breaches of the peace by sapping the foundation of temper, leveling the
outworks of patience and desolating the whole domain of the Christian
virtues.
SLEEP
It is hardly a “burning question”; it is not even a “problem that
presses for solution.” Nevertheless, to minds not incurious as to the
future it has a mild, pleasing interest, like that of the faintly heard
beating of the bells of distant cows that will come in and demand
attention later.
It by no means appears that sleep is a natural function, the necessity
of which inheres in animal life and the constitution of things;
there is reason to regard it as a phenomenon due rather to stress of
circumstances—a kind of intermittent disorder incurred by exposure
to conditions that are being slowly but surely removed. Precisely
as sanitary and medical science and improved methods of living are
gradually extending the length of human life in every civilized country
and threatening the king of shadows himself with death ere, in the
poet’s sense, “Time shall throw a dart” at him, so we may observe
already the initial stages of a successful campaign against his brother
“Sleep.” Civilized peoples sleep fewer hours than savage ones, and,
among the civilized, dwellers in cities fewer than country folk. The
reason is not far to seek: it is a matter of light.
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