The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
In the elder day, before the invention of the Whitehead torpedo and
the high-power gun, the wooden war vessels of the period used to ram
each other, lie alongside, grapple, jam their guns into each other’s
ports, and send swarms of half-naked boarders on each other’s deck,
where they fought breast to breast and foot to foot like heroes. Dr.
Johnson described a sea voyage as “close confinement with a chance of
being drowned.” The sailor-militant has always experienced that double
disadvantage with the added chance of being smashed and burned. But
formerly the rigors of his lot were ameliorated by a sight of his
enemy and by some small opportunity of distinction in the neighborhood
of that gentleman’s throat. To-day he is denied the pleasure of
meeting him—never even so much as sees him unless fortunate enough to
make him take to his boats. As opportunity for personal adventure and
distinction a modern sea-fight is considerably inferior to a day in the
penitentiary. Like a land-fight, it has enough of danger to keep the
men awake, but for variety and excitement it is inferior to a combat
between an isosceles triangle and the fourth dimension.
When the patriot’s heart is duly fired by his newspaper and his
politician he will probably enlist henceforth, as he has done
heretofore, and be as ready to assist in covering the enemy’s half of
the landscape with a rain of bullets, falling where it shall please
Heaven, as his bellicose ancestor was to meet the foeman in the flesh
and engage him in personal combat; but it will be a stupid business,
despite all that the special correspondent can do for its celebration
by verbal fireworks. Tales of the “firing line” emanating from the
chimney corner of the future will urge the young male afield with a
weaker suasion. By the way, I do not remember to have heard the term
“firing line” during our civil war. We had the thing, of course, but
it did not last long enough (except in siege operations, when it was
called something else) to get a name. Troops on the “firing line”
either held their fire until the enemy signified a desire for it by
coming to get it, or they themselves advanced and served him with it
where he stood.
I should not like to say that this is an age of human cowardice; I say
only that the men of all civilized nations are taking a deal of pains
to invent offensive weapons that will wield themselves and defenses
that can take the place of the human breast. A modern battle is a
quarrel of skulkers trying to have all the killing done a long way from
their persons. They will attack at a distance; they will defend if
inaccessible. As much of the fighting as possible is done by machinery,
preferably automatic. When we shall so have perfected our arms of
precision and other destructive weapons that they will need no human
agency to start and keep them going, war will be foremost among the
arts of peace.
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