The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In MotleyBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In Motley
Bierce, Ambrose
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Never just, Mr. Hearst is always generous. He is not swift to redress
a grievance of one of his employees against another, but he is likely
to give the complainant a cottage, a steam launch, or a roll of bank
notes, if that person happens to be the kind of man to accept it,
and he commonly is. As to discharging anybody for inefficiency or
dishonesty—no, indeed, not so long as there is a higher place for him.
His notion of removal is promotion.
He once really did dismiss a managing editor, but in a few months the
fellow was back in his old place. I ventured to express surprise. “Oh,
that’s all right,” Mr. Hearst explained. “I have a new understanding
with him. He is to steal only small sums hereafter; the large ones are
to come to me.”
In that incident we observe two dominant features in his character—his
indifference to money and his marvelous sense of humor. He who should
apprehend danger to public property from Mr. Hearst’s elevation to high
office would err. The money to which he is indifferent includes that
of others, and he smiles at his own expense.
If there is a capable working newspaper man in this country who has
not, _malgre lui_, a kindly feeling for Mr. Hearst, he needs the
light. I do not know how it is elsewhere, but in San Francisco and
New York Mr. Hearst’s habit of having the cleverest (not, alas the
most conscientious) obtainable men, no matter what he had to pay
them, advanced the salaries of all such men more than fifty per cent.
Possibly these have receded, and possibly the high average ability of
his men has receded too—I don’t know; but indubitably he did get the
brightest men.
Some of them, I grieve to say, were imperfectly appreciative of their
employer’s gentle sway. At one time on the _Examiner_ it was customary,
when a reporter had a disagreeable assignment, for him to go away for
a few days, then return and plead intoxication. That excused him. They
used to tell of one clever fellow in whose behalf this plea was entered
while he was still absent from duty. An hour afterward Mr. Hearst met
him and, seeing that he was cold sober, reproved him for deceit. On
the scamp’s assurance that he had honestly intended to be drunk, but
lacked the price, Mr. Hearst gave him enough money to re-establish his
character for veracity and passed on.
I fancy things have changed a bit now, and that Mr. Hearst has changed
with them. He is older and graver, is no longer immune to ambition,
and may have discovered that good-fellowship with his subordinates
and gratification of his lone humor are not profitable in business
and politics. Doubtless too, he has learned from observation of his
entourage of sycophants and self-seekers that generosity and gratitude
are virtues that have not a speaking acquaintance. It is worth
something to learn that, and it costs something.
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