The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In MotleyBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In Motley
Bierce, Ambrose
American literature
Mr. John Doane, of Peequeegan, Maine, has received seven hundred
and fifty thousand dollars from the estate of an old man whom he
protected from the abuse of a rowdy fifteen years ago, and whom
he never afterward saw nor heard from. In the will the old man
apologized for the smallness of the bequest, explaining that it was
all that he had.
“Believe it?” said Brady; “I know it to be true. I was myself the—”
He paused to think.
“Now, how the devil,” said Dutton, “can you ring yourself into _that_
story? You are not John Doane, and you certainly are not the late old
man.”
“I was about to say,” resumed Brady, composedly, “that I was myself the
legatee in a somewhat similar case. In the year—”
“Waiter,” said Dutton, “bring me twelve cigars, three bottles of
champagne and, at daylight, a cup of powerful coffee. When the fellows
come in from the theater ask them not to come into this room—say
there’s a man in here who is engaged in being murdered.”
“In the year 1892,” Mr. Brady went on to say, “I was living in Peoria,
Illinois. One night while walking along the railroad track just outside
of town I saw a man making the most violent exertions to release
himself from the ‘frog’ of a switch, into which he had incautiously
wedged the heel of his shoe. He was steaming with perspiration and
the look of agony on his face was worth a long walk to see. You
have probably seen such a look on the countenance of many a patient
undergoing the operation of receiving your bill. The express train was
due in two minutes, and we had not so much as a match to signal it
with—the night was tar-dark.”
“The look of agony, I suppose, shone by its own inherent light.”
“The man was facing away from the approaching train—the thunder of
which was now audible between his groans and cries. Just in the nick
of time I stepped up to him and introducing myself begged pardon for
the intrusion and suggested that he unlace his shoe and remove his foot
from it, which he did. When the train had passed he thanked me and
handed me his card. I have carried it with me ever since—here it is.”
Taking out a bit of pasteboard he handed it across the table without
looking at it. It read:
DEARIE,—I could not come: I was watched. To-morrow—same time, at
the _other_ place. OOPSIE.
The Doctor read the card and quietly handed it back. The story
proceeded:
“A moment later the man had disappeared, but in a week or two I
received a letter from him, dated at Chicago. He said he owed his life
to me and should devote it to my service. Being childless, friendless
and heretofore without an aim or ambition, he should pass the rest of
his days in acquiring wealth, in order to testify his gratitude. It
would be a labor of love to trace me wherever I might wander—I need not
apprise him of my address, nor in any way bother myself about him. If I
survived him I would be a very rich man.
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