The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In MotleyBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In Motley
Bierce, Ambrose
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The engagement is announced of Hunker Gowk to the widow Jonesmith,
who will be remembered in connection with the road-house scandal of
ten years ago. The engagement having revived public interest in that
unfortunate episode in the life of the lady, it is related in full in
another column.
Our reporter was contumeliously treated at last Wednesday evening’s
hoe-down at the Robinson mansion. This is the more surprising because
the hostess is one of our oldest and most esteemed landmarks and is
sincerely devoted to study of books on etiquette to make up for her
early disadvantages. We forgive it as a mere _reversio ad naturam_.
Miss Enameline Cartilagina Cmythe is visiting the mummy of Rameses II,
in Cairo. They were schoolmates.
They are telling (under the breath) of a clever thing which Mrs. Rooley
said the other day. “My dear,” said an old schoolgirl friend whom she
had not met since her marriage, “how could you venture to marry Mr.
Rooley with that awful scandal hanging over you?” “The most natural
thing in the world,” was the placid reply. “People were beginning to
talk, and I married Mr. Rooley at once to keep him from hearing about
it.”
The Princess Bulli-Bulli is at the Golden Hotel. She will be remembered
as the lady who kept the peanut parlors at 9276 Cobble street in the
old days. Since she has got royal blood in her veins her Highness is,
of course, somewhat haughty and cold in her manner, and has on two or
three occasions inflicted severe injuries on the hotel servants; but
she is at heart a true American lady and has six dogs.
Mrs. Excrusia Blogg gave a party last Tuesday in celebration of her
thirtieth birthday. Among the names of those not invited was that of
the fair hostess’ daughter, Mrs. Rougeline Blogg-Dumperton, who with
her five lovely children lives just over the way. The particulars of
the estrangement are not known.
In diamonds it is the fashion to have the breakfast sets entirely
different from those worn at dinner. Nothing so conspicuously
distinguishes the true lady as the jewelry she wears at breakfast. Mrs.
Bluegore, the wife of the Hon. Asa Bluegore, M. C., is a model in this
way; her diamonds always look as if she had slept in them, they are
worn with so negligent a grace.
At five-and-half o’clock teas it is _en règle_ for the hostess to stir
each cup of the beverage with her forefinger before administering it to
the patient. This assures so low a temperature that the tea is retained
in the system.
Miss Exquisitia Multiboodle and father are registered at the Majestic
hotel.
The Tooquites, the Culcherfads and the Refinings are at the Divine.
Old Mumchortle and his mahala are at the Squaremeal.
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