The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
‘The absurdity of his tenets, can only be equalled by the effrontery
with which they are maintained. Among the most ridiculous of what he
calls first principles is that of the equality of mankind. He is one of
your levellers! Marry! His superior! Who is he? On what proud eminence
can he be found? On some Welsh mountain, or the peak of Teneriffe?
Certainly not in any of the nether regions! Dispute his prerogative who
dare! He derives from Adam; what time the world was all “hail fellow
well met!” The savage, the wild man of the woods, is his true
liberty-boy; and the ourang-outang, his first cousin. A lord is a merry
andrew, a duke a jack-pudding, and a king a tom-fool: his name is man!
‘Then, as to property, ’tis a tragic farce; ’tis his sovereign pleasure
to eat nectarines, grow them who will. Another Alexander he; the world
is all his own! Aye, and he will govern it as he best knows how. He will
legislate, dictate, dogmatise, for who so infallible? Cannot Goliah
crack a walnut?
‘As for arguments, it is but ask and have: a peck at a bidding, and a
good double handful over. I own I thought I knew something; but no, I
must to my horn-book. Then, for a simile, it is sacrilege; and must be
kicked out of the high court of logic! Sarcasm too is an ignoramus, and
cannot solve a problem; wit a pert puppy, who can only flash and bounce.
The heavy walls of wisdom are not to be battered down with such popguns
and pellets. He will waste you wind enough to set up twenty millers, in
proving an apple is not an egg-shell; and that _homo_ is Greek for a
goose. Duns Scotus was a school-boy to him. I confess he has more than
once dumb-founded me with his subtleties. But, pshaw! it is a mortal
waste of words and time to bestow them on him.’—Vol. II.
With respect to Mr Holcroft’s principles as they are delivered in Anna
St. Ives, I shall here attempt to give a short sketch of them, of the
train of events in which they originated, and of the seductiveness of
the prospects which they held out to a mind not perfectly callous to the
interests of humanity. Even could it be shewn that they were disgraceful
to his penetration, yet they were certainly honourable to his heart, and
they were highly honourable to human nature. It is indeed a little
singular, that those who have augured most highly of the powers of our
nature, and have entertained the most sanguine hopes of the future
virtue and happiness of man, should so often have been considered as the
worst enemies of society. But it seems that our self-love is not so much
flattered by the idea of the progress we might hereafter make, as
offended by that of the little we have already made. Reformers
imprudently compliment mankind on what they might become, at the expense
of what they are.
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