The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
They were eight days without putting into any port, except sending the
boat on shore on the evening of the seventh at the Isle of Man, to
procure some provisions for the passengers, who were almost starving,
having consumed the stock, which is usually provided for voyages of this
kind, in a day or two after the storm had abated. The reason of their
being kept so long from port was the dead calm which had succeeded; and
which the mariners, who are the most superstitious of all beings,
attributed to there being some Jonas on board. This opinion they
inculcated among the poor Irish who had paid half a crown for their
passage in the hold; who were as ignorant as themselves, and much more
mischievous. Unluckily, Holcroft was the person on whom their suspicions
lighted. They had discovered him to be a player, a profession, which was
at one time regarded by the universal consent of mankind as altogether
_profane_. The common Irish in the hold were chiefly catholics, and the
sixth day from their departure happened to be Easter-Sunday. Holcroft
had sauntered off the quarter-deck, with a volume of Hudibras in his
hand, and had walked to the other end of the vessel, when he found
himself encircled by two or three fellows with most ferocious
countenances, who were gazing earnestly at him, with looks expressive of
loathing and revenge. Most of the passengers were at breakfast, and
there was no one on deck but these men, and a couple of the sailors, who
joined them. The peculiarity of their manner excited his notice, and one
of them asked him, his lips quivering with rage, ‘If he had not better
be getting a prayer-book, than be reading plays upon that blessed day?’
Holcroft now perceived that the fellows were inebriated, and very
imprudently, instead of soothing them, asked them if they imagined there
was as much harm in reading a play as in getting drunk on that day, and
so early in the morning. ‘By the holy father,’ replied the spokesman, ‘I
know you. You are the Jonas, and by Jasus the ship will never see land
till you are tossed over-board, you and your plays along with you: and
sure it will be a great deal better that such a wicked wretch as you
should go to the bottom, than that all the poor innocent souls in the
ship should be lost.’ This speech entirely disconcerted him. The
fellow’s resolute tone, and the approbation which his companions
discovered, were alarming. He, however, preserved presence of mind
enough to assure them, it was not a play-book that he was reading, and
opened it to convince them, while he slunk away to the quarter-deck,
which he gained not without the greatest difficulty. Mr Holcroft arrived
at Chester without any farther accident.
CHAPTER III
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