The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 05 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 05 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
_Bian._ I praise not that;
Too fond is as unseemly as too churlish:
I would not have a husband of that proneness,
To kiss me before company, for a world:
Beside, ’tis tedious to see one thing still, sir,
Be it the best that ever heart affected;
Nay, were ‘t yourself, whose love had power you know
To bring me from my friends, I would not stand thus,
And gaze upon you always; troth, I could not, sir;
As good be blind, and have no use of sight,
As look on one thing still: what’s the eye’s treasure,
But change of objects? You are learned, sir,
And know I speak not ill; ’tis full as virtuous
For woman’s eye to look on several men,
As for her heart, sir, to be fixed on one.
_Lean._ Now thou com’st home to me; a kiss for that word.
_Bian._ No matter for a kiss, sir; let it pass;
’Tis but a toy, we ‘ll not so much as mind it;
Let’s talk of other business, and forget it.
What news now of the pirates? any stirring?
Prithee discourse a little.
_Moth._ (_Aside._) I am glad he ‘s here yet
To see her tricks himself; I had lied monst’rously
If I had told ’em first.
_Lean._ Speak, what ‘s the humour, sweet,
You make your lips so strange? This was not wont.
_Bian._ Is there no kindness betwixt man and wife,
Unless they make a pigeon-house of friendship,
And be still billing? ’tis the idlest fondness
That ever was invented; and ’tis pity
It ‘s grown a fashion for poor gentlewomen;
There ‘s many a disease kiss’d in a year by ‘t,
And a French court’sy made to’t: Alas, sir,
Think of the world, how we shall live, grow serious;
We have been married a whole fortnight now.
_Lean._ How? a whole fortnight! why, is that so long?
_Bian._ ’Tis time to leave off dalliance; ’tis a doctrine
Of your own teaching, if you be remember’d,
And I was bound to obey it.
_Moth._ (_Aside._) Here’s one fits him;
This was well catch’d i’ faith, son, like a fellow
That rids another country of a plague,
And brings it home with him to his own house.
[_A Messenger from the Duke knocks within._
Who knocks?
_Lean._ Who’s there now? Withdraw you, Bianca;
Thou art a gem no stranger’s eye must see,
Howe’er thou ‘rt pleas’d now to look dull on me.
[_Exit Bianca._
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