The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 06 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 06 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
whose mealy coat no moth can corrupt nor blight can wither. The poet
Keats had not this sort of protection for his person—he lay bare to
weather—the serpent stung him, and the poison-tree dropped upon this
little western flower:—when the mercenary servile crew approached him,
he had no pedigree to show them, no rent-roll to hold out in reversion
for their praise: he was not in any great man’s train, nor the butt and
puppet of a lord—he could only offer them ‘the fairest flowers of the
season, carnations and streaked gilliflowers,’—‘rue for remembrance and
pansies for thoughts’—they recked not of his gift, but tore him with
hideous shouts and laughter,
‘Nor could the Muse protect her son!’
Unless an author has an establishment of his own, or is entered on that
of some other person, he will hardly be allowed to write English or to
spell his own name. To be well-spoken of, he must enlist under some
standard; he must belong to some _coterie_. He must get the _esprit de
corps_ on his side: he must have literary bail in readiness. Thus they
prop one another’s ricketty heads at M—’s shop, and a spurious
reputation, like false argument, runs in a circle. Cr—k—r affirms that
G—ff—rd is sprightly, and G—ff—rd that Cr—k—r is genteel: D’I— that
J—c—b is wise, and J—c—b that D’I— is good-natured. A member of
Parliament must be answerable that you are not dangerous or dull before
you can be of the _entrée_. You must commence toad-eater to have your
observations attended to; if you are independent, unconnected, you will
be regarded as a poor creature. Your opinion is honest, you will say:
then ten to one, it is not profitable. It is at any rate your own. So
much the worse; for then it is not the world’s. T— is a very tolerable
barometer in this respect. He knows nothing, hears every thing, and
repeats just what he hears; so that you may guess pretty well from this
round-faced echo what is said by others! Almost every thing goes by
presumption and appearances. ‘Did you not think Mr. B—’s language very
elegant?’—I thought he bowed very low. ‘Did you not think him remarkably
well-behaved?’—He was unexceptionably dressed. ‘But were not Mr. C—’s
manners quite insinuating?’—He said nothing. ‘You will at least allow
his friend to be a well-informed man?’—He talked upon all subjects
alike. Such would be a pretty faithful interpretation of the tone of
what is called _good society_. The surface is every thing: we do not
pierce to the core. The setting is more valuable than the jewel. Is it
not so in other things as well as letters? Is not an R.A. by the
supposition a greater man in his profession than any one who is not so
blazoned? Compared with that unrivalled list, Raphael had been
illegitimate, Claude not classical, and Michael Angelo admitted by
special favour. What is a physician without a diploma? An alderman
without being knighted? An actor whose name does not appear in great
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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