The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 06 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 06 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
the order of the day—takes precedence in its own right of every other
question. Any other topic, grave or gay, is looked upon in the light of
impertinence, and sent _to Coventry_. Business is an interruption;
pleasure a digression from it. It is the question before every company
where the Major comes, which immediately resolves itself into a
committee of the whole world upon it, is carried on by means of a
perpetual virtual adjournment, and it is presumed that no other is
entertained while this is pending—a determination which gives its
persevering advocate a fair prospect of expatiating on it to his dying
day. As Cicero says of study, it follows him into the country, it stays
with him at home: it sits with him at breakfast, and goes out with him
to dinner. It is like a part of his dress, of the costume of his person,
without which he would be at a loss what to do. If he meets you in the
street, he accosts you with it as a form of salutation: if you see him
at his own house, it is supposed you come upon that. If you happen to
remark, ‘It is a fine day, or the town is full,’ it is considered as a
temporary compromise of the question; you are suspected of not going the
whole length of the principle. As Sancho when reprimanded for mentioning
his homely favourite in the Duke’s kitchen, defended himself by
saying—‘There I thought of Dapple, and there I spoke of him’—so the true
stickler for Reform neglects no opportunity of introducing the subject
wherever he is. Place its veteran champion under the frozen north, and
he will celebrate sweet smiling Reform: place him under the mid-day
Afric suns, and he will talk of nothing but Reform—Reform so sweetly
smiling and so sweetly promising for the last forty years—
Dulce ridentem Lalagen,
Dulce loquentem!
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