The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
not even allowed so much as to exist in thought. Those who would find
the real Utopia, should look for it somewhere about Park-lane or May
Fair. It is there only any feasible approach to equality is made—for it
is _like master like man_. Here, as I look down Curzon Street, or catch
a glimpse of the taper spire of South Audley Chapel, or the family-arms
on the gate of Chesterfield-House, the vista of years opens to me, and I
recall the period of the triumph of Mr. Burke’s ‘Reflections on the
French Revolution,’ and the overthrow of ‘The Rights of Man!’ You do not
indeed penetrate to the interior of the mansion where sits the stately
possessor, luxurious and refined; but you draw your inference from the
lazy, pampered, motley crew poured forth from his portals. This
mealy-coated, moth-like, butterfly-generation, seem to have no earthly
business but to enjoy themselves. Their green liveries accord with the
budding leaves and spreading branches of the trees in Hyde Park—they
seem ‘like brothers of the groves’—their red faces and powdered heads
harmonise with the blossoms of the neighbouring almond-trees, that shoot
their sprays over old-fashioned brick-walls. They come forth like
grasshoppers in June, as numerous and as noisy. They bask in the sun and
laugh in your face. Not only does the master enjoy an uninterrupted
leisure and tranquillity—those in his employment have nothing to do. He
wants drones, not drudges, about him, to share his superfluity, and give
a haughty pledge of his exemption from care. They grow sleek and wanton,
saucy and supple. From being independent of the world, they acquire the
look of _gentlemen’s gentlemen_. There is a cast of the aristocracy,
with a slight shade of distinction. The saying, ‘Tell me your company,
and I’ll tell you your manners,’ may be applied _cum grano salis_ to the
servants in great families. Mr. N—— knew an old butler who had lived
with a nobleman so long, and had learned to imitate his walk, look, and
way of speaking, so exactly that it was next to impossible to tell them
apart. See the porter in the great leather-chair in the hall—how big,
and burly, and self-important he looks; while my Lord’s gentleman (the
politician of the family) is reading the second edition of ‘The Courier’
(once more in request) at the side window, and the footman is romping,
or taking tea with the maids in the kitchen below. A match-girl
meanwhile plies her shrill trade at the railing; or a gipsey-woman
passes with her rustic wares through the street, avoiding the closer
haunts of the city. What a pleasant farce is that of ‘High Life Below
Stairs!’ What a careless life do the domestics of the Great lead! For,
not to speak of the reflected self-importance of their masters and
mistresses, and the contempt with which they look down on the herd of
mankind, they have only to eat and drink their fill, talk the scandal of
the neighbourhood, laugh at the follies, or assist the intrigues of
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