The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
But of all situations of this kind, the most enviable is that of a
lady’s maid in a family travelling abroad. In the obtuseness of
foreigners to the nice gradations of English refinement and manners, the
maid has not seldom a chance of being taken for the mistress—a
circumstance never to be forgot! See our Abigail mounted in the _dicky_
with my Lord, or John, snug and comfortable—setting out on the grand
tour as fast as four horses can carry her, whirled over the
‘vine-covered hills and gay regions of France,’ crossing the Alps and
Apennines in breathless terror and wonder—frightened at a precipice,
laughing at her escape—coming to the inn, going into the kitchen to see
what is to be had—not speaking a word of the language, except what she
picks up, ‘as pigeons pick up peas:‘—the bill paid, the passport _visé_,
the horses put to, and _au route_ again—seeing every thing, and
understanding nothing, in a full tide of health, fresh air, and animal
spirits, and without one qualm of taste or sentiment, and arriving at
Florence, the city of palaces, with its amphitheatre of hills and
olives, without suspecting that such a person as Boccacio, Dante, or
Galileo, had ever lived there, while her young mistress is puzzled with
the varieties of the Tuscan dialect, is disappointed in the Arno, and
cannot tell what to make of the statue of David by Michael Angelo, in
the Great Square. The difference is, that the young lady, on her return,
has something to think of; but the maid absolutely forgets every thing,
and is only giddy and out of breath, as if she had been up in a balloon.
‘No more: where ignorance is bliss,
’Tis folly to be wise!’
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