The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
sky-woven,’ that lets down heaven upon earth, fair as enchantment, soft
as Berenice’s hair, bright and garlanded like Ariadne’s crown; and is it
not better to have had this idea all through life—to have caught but
glimpses of it, to have known it but in a dream—than to have been born a
lord ten times over, with twenty pampered menials at one’s back, and
twenty descents to boast of? It is the envy of certain privileges, the
sharp privations we have undergone, the cutting neglect we have met with
from the want of birth or title, that gives its zest to the distinction:
the thing itself may be indifferent or contemptible enough. It is the
_becoming_ a lord that is to be desired; but he who becomes a lord in
reality is an upstart—a mere pretender, without the sterling essence; so
that, all that is of any worth in this supposed transition is purely
imaginary and impossible. Had I been a lord, I should have married Miss
——, and my life would not have been one long-drawn sigh, made up of
sweet and bitter regret![41] Had I been a lord, I would have been a
Popish lord, and then I might also have been an honest man:—poor, and
then I might have been proud and not vulgar! Kings are so accustomed to
look down on all the rest of the world, that they consider the condition
of mortality as vile and intolerable, if stripped of royal state, and
cry out in the bitterness of their despair, ‘Give me a crown, or a
tomb!’ It should seem from this as if all mankind would change with the
first crowned head that could propose the alternative, or that it would
be only the presumption of the supposition, or a sense of their own
unworthiness, that would deter them. Perhaps there is not a single
throne that, if it was to be filled by this sort of voluntary
metempsychosis, would not remain empty. Many would, no doubt, be glad to
‘monarchise, be feared, and kill with looks’ in their own persons and
after their own fashion: but who would be the _double_ of ——, or of
those shadows of a shade—those ‘tenth transmitters of a foolish
face’—Charles X. and Ferdinand VII.? If monarchs have little sympathy
with mankind, mankind have even less with monarchs. They are merely to
us a sort of state-puppets or royal wax-work, which we may gaze at with
superstitious wonder, but have no wish to become; and he who should
meditate such a change must not only feel by anticipation an utter
contempt for the _slough_ of humanity which he is prepared to cast, but
must feel an absolute void and want of attraction in those lofty and
incomprehensible sentiments which are to supply its place. With respect
to actual royalty, the spell is in a great measure broken. But, among
ancient monarchs, there is no one, I think, who envies Darius or Xerxes.
One has a different feeling with respect to Alexander or Pyrrhus; but
this is because they were great men as well as great kings, and the soul
is up in arms at the mention of their names as at the sound of a
trumpet.
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