The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
The world shew their sense in nothing more than in a distrust and
aversion to those changes of situation which only tend to make the
successful candidates ridiculous, and which do not carry along with them
a mind adequate to the circumstances. The common people, in this
respect, are more shrewd and judicious than their superiors, from
feeling their own awkwardness and incapacity, and often decline, with an
instinctive modesty, the troublesome honours intended for them. They do
not overlook their original defects so readily as others overlook their
acquired advantages. It is wonderful, therefore, that opera-singers and
dancers refuse, or only _condescend_ as it were, to accept lords, though
the latter are so often fascinated by them. The fair performer knows
(better than her unsuspecting admirer) how little connection there is
between the dazzling figure she makes on the stage and that which she
may make in private life, and is in no hurry to convert ‘the
drawing-room into a Green-room.’ The nobleman (supposing him not to be
very wise) is astonished at the miraculous powers of art in
‘The fair, the chaste, the inexpressive _she_;’
and thinks such a paragon must easily conform to the routine of manners
and society which every trifling woman of quality of his acquaintance,
from sixteen to sixty, goes through without effort. This is a hasty or a
wilful conclusion. Things of habit only come by habit, and inspiration
here avails nothing. A man of fortune who marries an actress for her
fine performance of tragedy, has been well compared to the person who
bought Punch. The lady is not unfrequently aware of the
inconsequentiality, and unwilling to be put on the shelf, and hid in the
nursery of some musty country-mansion. Servant girls, of any sense and
spirit, treat their masters (who make serious love to them) with
suitable contempt. What is it but a proposal to drag an unmeaning
trollop at his heels through life, to her own annoyance and the ridicule
of all his friends? No woman, I suspect, ever forgave a man who raised
her from a low condition in life (it is a perpetual obligation and
reproach); though, I believe, men often feel the most disinterested
regard for women under such circumstances. Sancho Panza discovered no
less folly in his eagerness to enter upon his new government, than
wisdom in quitting it as fast as possible. Why will Mr. Cobbett persist
in getting into Parliament? He would find himself no longer the same
man. What member of Parliament, I should like to know, could write his
Register? As a popular partisan, he may (for aught I can say) be a match
for the whole Honourable House; but, by obtaining a seat in St.
Stephen’s Chapel, he would only be equal to a 576th part of it. It was
surely a puerile ambition in Mr. Addington to succeed Mr. Pitt as
prime-minister. The situation was only a foil to his imbecility. Gipsies
have a fine faculty of evasion: catch them who can in the same place or
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