The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
a favourite horse, on a picture, on a mistress, or election contest, and
so on, through the whole of the chapter of accidents and cross-purposes.
There is an admirable description of this sort of infatuation with folly
and ruin in Madame D’Arblay’s account of Harrel in ‘Cecilia;’ and though
the picture is highly wrought and carried to the utmost length, yet I
maintain that the principle is common. I myself have known more than one
individual in the same predicament; and therefore cannot think that the
deviations from the line of strict prudence and wisdom are so rare or
trifling as the theory I am opposing represents them, or I must have
been singularly unfortunate in my acquaintance. Out of a score of
persons of this class I could mention several that have ruined their
fortunes out of mere freak, others that are in a state of dotage and
imbecility for fear of being robbed of all they are worth. The rest care
nothing about the matter. So that this boasted and unfailing attention
to the _main-chance_ resolves itself, when strong, into mad profusion or
griping penury, or if weak, is null and yields to other motives. Such is
the conclusion, to which my observation of life has led me: if I am
quite wrong, it is hard that in a world abounding in such characters I
should not have met with a single practical philosopher.[17]
A girl in a country-town resolves never to marry any one under a duke or
a lord. Good. This may be very well as an ebullition of spleen or
vanity; but is there much common sense or regard to her own satisfaction
in it? Were there any likelihood of her succeeding in her resolution,
she would not make it: for it is the very distinction to be attained
that piques her ambition, and leads her to gratify her conceit of
herself by affecting to look down on any lower matches. Let her suffer
ever so much mortification or chagrin in the prosecution of her scheme,
it only confirms her the more in it: the spirit of contradiction, and
the shame of owning herself defeated, increase with every new
disappointment and year of painful probation. At least this is the case
while there is any chance left. But what, after all, is this haughty and
ridiculous pretension founded on? Is it owing to a more commanding view
and a firmer grasp of consequences, or of her own interest? No such
thing: she is as much captivated by the fancied sound of ‘my lady,’ and
dazzled by the image of a coronet-coach, as the girl who marries a
footman is smit with his broad shoulders, laced coat, and rosy cheeks.
‘But why must I be always in extremes? Few misses make vows of celibacy
or marry their footmen.’ Take then the broad question:—Do they generally
marry from the convictions of the understanding, or make the choice that
is most likely to ensure their future happiness, or that they themselves
approve afterwards? I think the answer must be in the negative; and yet
love and marriage are among the weightiest and most serious concerns of
life.
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