The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
But it is contended here, that in matters not of doctrinal speculation
but of private life and domestic policy, every one consults and
understands his own interest; that whatever other _hobbies_ he may have,
he minds this as the main object, and contrives to make both ends meet,
in spite of seeming inattention and real difficulties. ‘If we look
around us’ (says a shrewd, hard-headed Scotchman) ‘and take examples
from the neighbourhood in which we live, we shall find that allowing for
occasional exceptions, diversities and singularities, the _main-chance_
is still stuck to with rigid and unabated pertinacity—the accounts are
wound up and every thing is right at the year’s end, whatever freaks or
fancies may have intervened in the course of it. The business of life
goes on (which is the principal thing) and every man’s house stands on
its own bottom. This is the case in Nicholson-street, in the next street
to it, and in the next street to that, and in the whole of Edinburgh,
Scotland, and England to boot.’ This, I allow, is a _home-thrust_, and I
must parry it, how I can. It is a kind of heavy, broad-wheeled waggon of
an objection that makes a formidable, awkward appearance, and takes up
so much of the road, that I shall have a lucky escape if I can dash by
it in my light travelling gig without being upset or crushed to atoms.
The persons who in the present instance have the charge of it, in its
progress through the streets of Edinburgh, are a constitutional lawyer,
a political economist, an opposition editor, and an _ex-officio_
surveyor of the Customs—fearful odds against one poor metaphysician!
Their machine of human life, I confess, puts me a little in mind of
those square-looking caravans one sometimes meets on the road in which
they transport wild beasts from place to place; and dull, heavy, safe,
and flat as they look, the inmates continue their old habits, the
monkeys play their tricks, and the panthers lick their jaws for human
blood, though cramped and confined in their excursions. So the vices and
follies, when they cannot break loose, do their worst _inside_ this
formal conveyance, the _main-chance_. As this ovation is to pass up
High-street, for the honour of the Scottish capital, I should wish it to
stop at the shop-door of Mr. Bartholine Saddletree, to see if he is at
home or in the courts. Also, to inquire whether the suit of Peter
Peebles is yet ended; and to take the opinion of counsel, how many of
the Highland lairds or Scottish noblemen and gentlemen that were out in
the fifteen and the forty-five, perilled their lives and fortunes in the
good cause from an eye to the _main-chance_? The Baron of Bradwardine
would have scorned such a suggestion; nay, it would have been below
Balmawhapple or even Killancureit. But ‘the age of chivalry is gone, and
that of sophists, economists, and calculators has succeeded.’ I should
say that the risk, the secrecy, the possibility of the leaders having
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