Chesnel rose to the occasion and played up to the Duchess; he wrapped
himself in his dressing-gown, fell at her feet, and kissed them, not
without asking her pardon for forgetting himself in his joy.
“We are saved!” cried he; and gave orders to Brigitte to see that Mme.
la Duchesse had all that she needed after traveling post all night.
He appealed to the fair Diane’s spirit, by making her see that it was
absolutely necessary that she should visit the examining magistrate
before daylight, lest any one should discover the secret, or so much as
imagine that the Duchesse de Maufrigneuse had come.
“And have I not a passport in due form?” quoth she, displaying a sheet
of paper, wherein she was described as M. le Vicomte Felix de Vandeness,
Master of Requests, and His Majesty’s private secretary. “And do I not
play my man’s part well?” she added, running her fingers through her wig
a la Titus, and twirling her riding switch.
“O! Mme. la Duchesse, you are an angel!” cried Chesnel, with tears
in his eyes. (She was destined always to be an angel, even in man’s
attire.) “Button up your greatcoat, muffle yourself up to the eyes in
your traveling cloak, take my arm, and let us go as quickly as possible
to Camusot’s house before anybody can meet us.”
“Then am I going to see a man called Camusot?” she asked.
“With a nose to match his name,”[*] assented Chesnel.
[*] Camus, flat-nosed
The old notary felt his heart dead within him, but he thought it none
the less necessary to humor the Duchess, to laugh when she laughed, and
shed tears when she wept; groaning in spirit, all the same, over the
feminine frivolity which could find matter for a jest while setting
about a matter so serious. What would he not have done to save the
Count? While Chesnel dressed; Mme. de Maufrigneuse sipped the cup of
coffee and cream which Brigitte brought her, and agreed with herself
that provincial women cooks are superior to Parisian chefs, who despise
the little details which make all the difference to an epicure. Thanks
to Chesnel’s taste for delicate fare, Brigitte was found prepared to set
an excellent meal before the Duchess.
Chesnel and his charming companion set out for M. and Mme. Camusot’s
house.
“Ah! so there is a Mme. Camusot?” said the Duchess. “Then the affair may
be managed.”
“And so much the more readily, because the lady is visibly tired enough
of living among us provincials; she comes from Paris,” said Chesnel.
“Then we must have no secrets from her?”
“You will judge how much to tell or to conceal,” Chesnel replied humbly.
“I am sure that she will be greatly flattered to be the Duchesse de
Maufrigneuse’s hostess; you will be obliged to stay in her house until
nightfall, I expect, unless you find it inconvenient to remain.”
“Is this Mme. Camusot a good-looking woman?” asked the Duchess, with a
coxcomb’s air.
“She is a bit of a queen in her own house.”
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