The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
The collector of antique French and Italian and other foreign furniture
is to be congratulated upon other benevolent circumstances that prevent
supplies of wonderful old things from approaching exhaustion.
So long as there are any ancient houses in France and Italy, just
so long will the manufacturers of French and Italian antiques have
enough working material of absolute genuineness. This is due to the
fact that the wainscoting and all the concealed woodwork of these
venerable houses have been heartily eaten by many generations of true
worms. Whenever a house is pulled down, therefore, the Old Masters
of furniture-making flock to the scene and acquire large stocks of
truly worm-holed wood. This, when incorporated into the magnificent
chests, tables, sideboards, and other pieces which are destined to
fill the antique-shops of Paris, Rome, and Florence, catches and holds
the eye of the purchaser. It is obvious to any one—or at least to any
amateur—that any piece of furniture which contains such intricate and
symmetrical worm-holes must have been made before the worms started to
bore, and must, therefore, be very ancient.
The old, worm-eaten wainscoting is used to make the shelves and
drawer-bottoms of sideboards which are known as _credenzas_ in Italy
and _crédences_ in France. It is also drawn on for the backs and
bottoms of chests, for picture-frames, for wooden stirrups, and for
almost any beautiful, wonderful old thing Milady or Mimister brings
home to exhibit upon the sitting-room table.
The fronts and tops of chests and sideboards may, however, be made
of new wood and will probably look just as well. For example, the
new wood can be carved even more prettily than the old, and when the
carving is finished, the manufacturer turns over the product to three
or four muscular hirelings whose sole duty is to injure furniture. They
are armed with large sticks of various shapes, and their activities
are limited to chastising the wood with extreme severity. In this way
the chests and sideboards acquire, in a matter of half an hour, the
scratches and indentations for which slow centuries might otherwise be
required. The wood is given the proper color by boiling it with walnut
rind. Or it may be given the peculiar irregularities of great age by
applying nitric acid, which eats into the surface, and then coloring
the marks of the acid with permanganate of potash.
[Illustration: PLATE XI
COLONIAL KITCHEN SINK FROM THE OLD PALAVER THOMPSON MANSION IN
HAVERHILL
The metal work, all done by hand, is in a remarkable state
of preservation. There was no spigot; but here we find an
illustration of the ingenuity of our forefathers. Professor
Kilgallen has come to the conclusion that the water was all
poured in from a bucket and entirely by hand.
]
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