The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
The same thing is true, of course, of all sorts of antiques. Only a
short time ago the official expert of the French Government carefully
examined a portrait owned by a Parisian lady, and pronounced it a
genuine Leonardo da Vinci. The lady was about to sell it to the Kansas
City Art Institute for the modest sum of $500,000, when another
celebrated dealer examined it and declared emphatically that the
painting was a copy, and not a Leonardo da Vinci at all. Both of the
experts had international reputations and should have been qualified
to know exactly what they were talking about. The Kansas City Art
Institute, however, decided not to part with its money just then; and
the lady at once sued the second expert for $500,000. Our Society hopes
that when she gets the money she will endow us; and we have written her
to that effect; but probably she is busy just now.
I myself found a gem of a pewter inkwell in a little Parisian shop one
day, properly marked and battered and time-worn. It had a cylinder
for ink, a cylinder for sand, and a space for pens; and its age was
declared by the dealer to be one hundred and fifty years. By haggling
exhaustively with him, I beat him down from one hundred francs to
fifty francs, and bore off my prize in triumph. When I got it home, I
examined the interior of the ink-cylinder with an electric torch and
discovered that the inside surface was bright and shiny. On a guess,
it was only about eight months old; but what of that? Eight months is
eight months, and what _is_ antiquity, anyhow? If you ask a geologist
you will get one answer; if you ask a debutante you will get another.
As for me, I used a little acid inside my inkwell and hope to dispose
of it to a friend. It is already months and months antiquer than when I
bought it.
[Illustration: PLATE XII
SAMPLER IN THE POSSESSION OF PROFESSOR KILGALLEN’S FAMILY. IT WAS
THE WORK OF THE PUPILS OF THE PROFESSOR’S GREAT-GRANDMOTHER, DAME
MARJORIE KILGALLEN, OF OSSIPPEE FALLS, AND WAS PRESENTED TO HER
BY THEM ON THE CONCLUSION OF HER THIRTY-SIXTH YEAR AS A TEACHER
IN THE SCHOOL
]
Almost every Parisian antique-shop will, if pressed, produce a pair of
pewter plates with the salamander crest of Francis I on the bottom of
each plate in _repoussé_ work—work done by hammering the under side of
the plate until the desired figure is raised on the upper side. These
salamander plates are charming and should be bought by the pewter
collector. If he gets too many he can always use them for sinkers when
fishing—or they may readily be employed as wedding-presents.
Generally speaking—speaking, that is, as our careful advice to the vast
body of travellers who wish to take home a few attractive antiques
as souvenirs—it is best to make purchases as soon as possible after
arriving in Europe. If one remains there long enough the antiques will
be absolutely genuine by the time one gets home.
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