The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
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HORSECHESTNUT
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HORSECHESTNUT
COMPILERS’ NOTE
The subjoined paper, so happily cast in narrative form, could not
have been omitted from this compilation without gravely lessening at
once the charm and value of the work; its inclusion, however, has
been arranged only after extraordinary efforts on the part, not only
of the compilers, but also, they are happy to testify, on that of the
talented author herself—a figure as impressive and delightful among
antiquers as her name, among critics and patrons of the modern American
novel, is authoritative and inspiring. Her charming little story,
although read by her in person at the March session of the Academy, in
1923, seemed for a time to be impossible of republication here; her
contract with her publisher, a person of highly developed commercial
instincts, restrains her from publishing through any other channel, and
in the face of united persuasion on the part of Professor Kilgallen
and the author herself, this gentleman has stood firmly on the precise
letter of his bargain. Fortunately, however, the advice of counsel was
procured, with the result that the compilers are permitted to reproduce
the paper, although denied the pleasure and privilege of accrediting it
to the author by name.
This prohibition would cause them a distress far more acute,
nevertheless, were they not wholly confident that the identity of the
author will be transparently evident to every antiquer and to all
lovers of her colorful literary art.
I
The room was subtly instinct with—James Femms admitted to an inchoate,
egocentric admonition—default. Tormented by an awareness of distress,
alien, vicarious, yet poignantly perceptible, his consciousness
opposed, almost with petulance, his endeavors to confine it to—in
fulfilment of his trust and purpose—spleening.
Loss; separation; sundering—the words formed themselves in characters
feathery and funereal as the cross-stitch letter of a Garfield
wall-motto; they contrived to make themselves, above the florid,
valiant persuasions of the auctioneer, audible. There was, James Femms
informed himself, even an overtone, as of an adscititious dolor,
inexpressible by any clumsy symbolism of syllables; he seemed, indeed,
to experience, at second-hand, those first lingual explorations,
incredulous and baffled, of the wistful void where but the ache and
memory of the tooth remain.
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