The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
Again he was pervaded by the haunting awareness of an elusive, poignant
melancholy. His eyes moved to the spurious becket—to the discerning
scrutiny of James Femms a palpable counterfeit, a thing so obvious
and crude that even Kitchler, with the three originals to scream
their warning, might have noticed it—not even hand-wrought groining,
des Femmes pronounced, a clumsy fraud, grouted, at a guess, and
bench-gammoned to trick the eye of ignorance!
It seemed to des Femmes that his atrabilious depression found its focus
here. He lifted himself to see more clearly; was it—could it be—that
he felt the yearning of those sundered parts, the shame and longing of
the _porte-chapeaux_ for that ravished becket? Had his sympathy, his
passion for _noisette à cheval_ refined his perceptions to a delicacy
so incredible, so splendid? He dallied wistfully with the thought and
put it from him. Not even Jambes des Femmes could have attained a
receptivity so exquisite.
Suddenly, as the voice of the auctioneer became premonitory, James
Femms moved in his chair. He remembered Sonoff!
As if hours instead of years were overlaid upon the recollection he
could see that _porte-chapeaux_ in Sonoff’s _entresol_, its lovely
amber tone warmed by the crimson wall! It was Sonoff’s!
Jambes des Femmes saw him, as he had been—Sonoff the debonair, high
on the crest of his wave, Sonoff, the greatest artist of his time! And
now—abruptly, ineludibly, came the thought—and now, even the art was
dead!
Dead. Since that day of Sonoff’s greatness men had been born, lived out
their lives, died, without knowing that the art had ever lived! Jambes
des Femmes tasted the bitterness of it; he saw Sonoff, behind the great
_râtelier_ of bells, his hands flashing like the lustres of _bobèches_
on a girandole, from the elfin-tinkling tinniness of the soprano to
the rugent clamor of the bass! Sonoff, a Russian, had taught the Swiss
their place!
“_Grandes fromages_,” Sonoff would say. “Let them yodel!”
And now—!
Sonoff, beggared, reduced to the shrewd torment of testing the
timbre of telephone bells for a niggard pittance, and Sonoff’s
_porte-chapeaux_, degraded and disfigured by that pinchbeck becket,
going, for the last, third time to Kitchler!
James Femms lifted his catalogue.
II
The bassines, at least, James Femms admitted, were good. Sound
bronze—he stiffened as memory quickened in him. Gently his finger-nail
tapped their margins and a hushed whispering resonance seemed to bring
an audible perfume into the chamber. James Femms nodded. It had been
Sonoff’s whimsy to have these bassines cast and toned in bell-metal—one
to sound the low A flat and the other the D that Sonoff had loved best
of all his bells.
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