London (England) -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction
They went to the Agent, not because they could afford to take a house,
but just for curiosity, just to say they'd been, just to supply Ranny
with that information that he craved for, now that the passion of the
house hunt was upon him.
"No good going," said Violet. "The rent will be something awful--why,
that pillar alone--"
And Ranny, too, said he was afraid the rent wouldn't be any joke.
But that was precisely what the rent was--a joke. A joke so good that
Ranny took for granted it couldn't possibly be true. Ranny chaffed the
Agent; he told him he was trying to get at him; he said you didn't find
houses with bathrooms and gardens back and front, going for thirteen
shillings a week, not in this country.
And the Agent, who was very busy and preoccupied with making notes in a
large notebook at his table, mumbled all among his notes that that was
right. Of course you didn't find 'em unless you knew where to look for
'em. And that was not because a good 'ouse couldn't be made to pay for
thirteen shillings a week, if there was capital and enterprise at the
back of the Company that built 'em. This here Estate was the only estate
in England--or anywhere--where you could pick up a house, a house built
in an up-to-date style with all the modern improvements, for thirteen
shillings a week.
And Ranny with a fine shrewdness posed him. "Yes, but what about rates
and taxes?"
They were included.
And as the Agent said it calmly, casually almost, making notes in his
notebook all the time, Ranny conceived a ridiculous suspicion. He fixed
him with a stare that brought him up out of his notebook.
"Included? _What's_ included?"
"District rate," said the Agent, "poor rate, water rate, the whole bag
of tricks for thirteen shillings."
That took Ranny's breath away. As for Violet, she said instantly that
they must have the house.
"Of course you must 'ave it," said the Agent. He might have been an
indulgent father. "Why not? Only thirteen shillings. And I can make you
better terms than that."
It was then that he produced the Prospectus.
By this time, as if stirred by Violet's beauty, he had thrown off the
mask of indifference; he was eager and alert.
They spent twenty minutes over that Prospectus, from which it appeared
that the profit of the Estate Company, otherwise obscure, came from what
the Agent called the "ramifications" of the scheme, from the miles and
miles of houses they could afford to build. Whereas Ranny's profit was
patent, it came in on the spot, and it would come in sooner, of course,
if he could afford to purchase outright.
"For how much?"
"Two hundred and fifty."
But there Ranny put his foot down. He said with decision that it
couldn't be done, an answer for which the Agent seemed prepared.
Well, then--he could give him better terms again. Could he rise to
twenty-five?
Ranny deliberated and thought he could.
Well, then--only twenty-five down, and the balance weekly.
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