The Comedies of William Congreve: Volume 1 [of 2]Congreve, William
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The Comedies of William Congreve: Volume 1 [of 2]
Congreve, William
Comedy plays
CARE. [_In a whining tone_.] Ah heavens, madam, you ruin me with
kindness. Your charming tongue pursues the victory of your eyes, while
at your feet your poor adorer dies.
LADY PLYANT. Ah! Very fine.
CARE. [_Still whining_.] Ah, why are you so fair, so bewitching fair? O
let me grow to the ground here, and feast upon that hand; O let me press
it to my heart, my trembling heart: the nimble movement shall instruct
your pulse, and teach it to alarm desire. (Zoons, I'm almost at the end
of my cant, if she does not yield quickly.) [_Aside_.]
LADY PLYANT. O that's so passionate and fine, I cannot hear. I am not
safe if I stay, and must leave you.
CARE. And must you leave me! Rather let me languish out a wretched
life, and breath my soul beneath your feet. (I must say the same thing
over again, and can't help it.) [_Aside_.]
LADY PLYANT. I swear I'm ready to languish too! O my honour! Whither
is it going? I protest you have given me the palpitation of the heart.
CARE. Can you be so cruel--
LADY PLYANT. O rise, I beseech you, say no more till you rise. Why did
you kneel so long? I swear I was so transported, I did not see it. Well,
to show you how far you have gained upon me, I assure you, if Sir Paul
should die, of all mankind there's none I'd sooner make my second choice.
CARE. O Heaven! I can't out-live this night without your favour; I feel
my spirits faint, a general dampness overspreads my face, a cold deadly
dew already vents through all my pores, and will to-morrow wash me for
ever from your sight, and drown me in my tomb.
LADY PLYANT. Oh, you have conquered, sweet, melting, moving sir, you
have conquered. What heart of marble can refrain to weep, and yield to
such sad sayings! [_Cries_.]
CARE. I thank Heaven, they are the saddest that I ever said. Oh! (I
shall never contain laughter.) [_Aside_.]
LADY PLYANT. Oh, I yield myself all up to your uncontrollable embraces.
Say, thou dear dying man, when, where, and how. Ah, there's Sir Paul.
CARE. 'Slife, yonder's Sir Paul, but if he were not come, I'm so
transported I cannot speak. This note will inform you. [_Gives her a
note_.]
SCENE III.
LADY PLYANT, SIR PAUL, CYNTHIA.
SIR PAUL. Thou art my tender lambkin, and shalt do what thou wilt. But
endeavour to forget this Mellefont.
CYNT. I would obey you to my power, sir; but if I have not him, I have
sworn never to marry.
SIR PAUL. Never to marry! Heavens forbid! must I neither have sons nor
grandsons? Must the family of the Plyants be utterly extinct for want of
issue male? O impiety! But did you swear, did that sweet creature
swear? ha! How durst you swear without my consent, ah? Gads-bud, who am
I?
CYNT. Pray don't be angry, sir, when I swore I had your consent; and
therefore I swore.
SIR PAUL. Why then the revoking my consent does annul, or make of none
effect your oath; so you may unswear it again. The law will allow it.
CYNT. Ay, but my conscience never will.
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