The Comedies of William Congreve: Volume 1 [of 2]Congreve, William
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The Comedies of William Congreve: Volume 1 [of 2]
Congreve, William
Comedy plays
LORD TOUCH. I thank you. What is the villain's purpose?
MASK. He has owned nothing to me of late, and what I mean now, is only a
bare suspicion of my own. If your lordship will meet me a quarter of an
hour hence there, in that lobby by my lady's bed-chamber, I shall be able
to tell you more.
LORD TOUCH. I will.
MASK. My duty to your lordship makes me do a severe piece of justice.
LORD TOUCH. I will be secret, and reward your honesty beyond your hopes.
SCENE XV.
_Scene opening_, _shows Lady Touchwood's chamber_.
MELLEFONT _solus_.
MEL. Pray heaven my aunt keep touch with her assignation. O that her
lord were but sweating behind this hanging, with the expectation of what
I shall see. Hist, she comes. Little does she think what a mine is just
ready to spring under her feet. But to my post. [_Goes behind the
hangings_.]
SCENE XVI.
LADY TOUCHWOOD.
LADY TOUCH. 'Tis eight o'clock; methinks I should have found him here.
Who does not prevent the hour of love, outstays the time; for to be dully
punctual is too slow. I was accusing you of neglect.
SCENE XVII.
LADY TOUCHWOOD, MASKWELL, MELLEFONT _absconding_.
MASK. I confess you do reproach me when I see you here before me; but
'tis fit I should be still behindhand, still to be more and more indebted
to your goodness.
LADY TOUCH. You can excuse a fault too well, not to have been to blame.
A ready answer shows you were prepared.
MASK. Guilt is ever at a loss, and confusion waits upon it; when
innocence and bold truth are always ready for expression.
LADY TOUCH. Not in love: words are the weak support of cold
indifference; love has no language to be heard.
MASK. Excess of joy has made me stupid! Thus may my lips be ever
closed. [_Kisses her_.] And thus--O who would not lose his speech, upon
condition to have joys above it?
LADY TOUCH. Hold, let me lock the door first. [_Goes to the door_.]
MASK. [_Aside_.] That I believed; 'twas well I left the private passage
open.
LADY TOUCH. So, that's safe.
MASK. And so may all your pleasures be, and secret as this kiss--
MEL. And may all treachery be thus discovered. [_Leaps out_.]
LADY TOUCH. Ah! [_Shrieks_.]
MEL. Villain! [_Offers to draw_.]
MASK. Nay, then, there's but one way. [_Runs out_.]
SCENE XVIII.
LADY TOUCHWOOD, MELLEFONT.
MEL. Say you so, were you provided for an escape? Hold, madam, you have
no more holes to your burrow; I'll stand between you and this sally-port.
LADY TOUCH. Thunder strike thee dead for this deceit, immediate
lightning blast thee, me, and the whole world! Oh! I could rack myself,
play the vulture to my own heart, and gnaw it piecemeal, for not boding
to me this misfortune.
MEL. Be patient.
LADY TOUCH. Be damned.
MEL. Consider, I have you on the hook; you will but flounder yourself a-
weary, and be nevertheless my prisoner.
LADY TOUCH. I'll hold my breath and die, but I'll be free.
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