The Comedies of William Congreve: Volume 1 [of 2]Congreve, William
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The Comedies of William Congreve: Volume 1 [of 2]
Congreve, William
Comedy plays
MEL. What at first amazed me--for I looked to have seen her in all the
transports of a slighted and revengeful woman--but when I expected
thunder from her voice, and lightning in her eyes, I saw her melted into
tears and hushed into a sigh. It was long before either of us spoke:
passion had tied her tongue, and amazement mine. In short, the
consequence was thus, she omitted nothing that the most violent love
could urge, or tender words express; which when she saw had no effect,
but still I pleaded honour and nearness of blood to my uncle, then came
the storm I feared at first, for, starting from my bed-side like a fury,
she flew to my sword, and with much ado I prevented her doing me or
herself a mischief. Having disarmed her, in a gust of passion she left
me, and in a resolution, confirmed by a thousand curses, not to close her
eyes till they had seen my ruin.
CARE. Exquisite woman! But what the devil, does she think thou hast no
more sense than to get an heir upon her body to disinherit thyself? for
as I take it this settlement upon you is, with a proviso, that your uncle
have no children.
MEL. It is so. Well, the service you are to do me will be a pleasure to
yourself: I must get you to engage my Lady Plyant all this evening, that
my pious aunt may not work her to her interest. And if you chance to
secure her to yourself, you may incline her to mine. She's handsome, and
knows it; is very silly, and thinks she has sense, and has an old fond
husband.
CARE. I confess, a very fair foundation for a lover to build upon.
MEL. For my Lord Froth, he and his wife will be sufficiently taken up
with admiring one another and Brisk's gallantry, as they call it. I'll
observe my uncle myself, and Jack Maskwell has promised me to watch my
aunt narrowly, and give me notice upon any suspicion. As for Sir Paul,
my wise father-in-law that is to be, my dear Cynthia has such a share in
his fatherly fondness, he would scarce make her a moment uneasy to have
her happy hereafter.
CARE. So you have manned your works; but I wish you may not have the
weakest guard where the enemy is strongest.
MEL. Maskwell, you mean; prithee why should you suspect him?
CARE. Faith I cannot help it; you know I never liked him: I am a little
superstitious in physiognomy.
MEL. He has obligations of gratitude to bind him to me: his dependence
upon my uncle is through my means.
CARE. Upon your aunt, you mean.
MEL. My aunt!
CARE. I'm mistaken if there be not a familiarity between them you do not
suspect, notwithstanding her passion for you.
MEL. Pooh, pooh! nothing in the world but his design to do me service;
and he endeavours to be well in her esteem, that he may be able to effect
it.
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