LADY FROTH. Did my lord tell you? Yes, I vow, and the subject is my lord's love to me. And what do you think I call it? I dare swear you won't guess--_The Sillabub_, ha, ha, ha. BRISK. Because my lord's title's Froth, i'gad, ha, ha, ha, deuce take me, very a propos and surprising, ha, ha, ha. LADY FROTH. He, ay, is not it? And then I call my lord Spumoso; and myself, what d'ye think I call myself? BRISK. Lactilla, may be,--i'gad, I cannot tell. LADY FROTH. Biddy, that's all; just my own name. BRISK. Biddy! I'gad, very pretty. Deuce take me if your ladyship has not the art of surprising the most naturally in the world. I hope you'll make me happy in communicating the poem. LADY FROTH. Oh, you must be my confidant, I must ask your advice. BRISK. I'm your humble servant, let me perish. I presume your ladyship has read Bossu? LADY FROTH. Oh yes, and Racine, and Dacier upon Aristotle and Horace. My lord, you must not be jealous, I'm communicating all to Mr. Brisk. LORD FROTH. No, no, I'll allow Mr. Brisk; have you nothing about you to shew him, my dear? LADY FROTH. Yes, I believe I have. Mr. Brisk, come, will you go into the next room? and there I'll shew you what I have. LORD FROTH. I'll walk a turn in the garden, and come to you. SCENE III. MELLEFONT, CYNTHIA. MEL. You're thoughtful, Cynthia? CYNT. I'm thinking, though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools; and they become more conspicuous by setting off one another. MEL. That's only when two fools meet, and their follies are opposed. CYNT. Nay, I have known two wits meet, and by the opposition of their wit render themselves as ridiculous as fools. 'Tis an odd game we're going to play at. What think you of drawing stakes, and giving over in time? MEL. No, hang't, that's not endeavouring to win, because it's possible we may lose; since we have shuffled and cut, let's even turn up trump now. CYNT. Then I find it's like cards, if either of us have a good hand it is an accident of fortune. MEL. No, marriage is rather like a game at bowls: fortune indeed makes the match, and the two nearest, and sometimes the two farthest, are together, but the game depends entirely upon judgment. CYNT. Still it is a game, and consequently one of us must be a loser. MEL. Not at all; only a friendly trial of skill, and the winnings to be laid out in an entertainment. What's here, the music? Oh, my lord has promised the company a new song; we'll get 'em to give it us by the way. [_Musicians crossing the stage_.] Pray let us have the favour of you, to practise the song before the company hear it. SONG. I. Cynthia frowns whene'er I woo her, Yet she's vext if I give over; Much she fears I should undo her, But much more to lose her lover: Thus, in doubting, she refuses; And not winning, thus she loses. II.