The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
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VALENTINE'S DAY.
Oh! love, love, love, love, love, love, love!
What plaguy work you make!
From New Year's day to New Year's day
No rest you seem to take.
And yet you're but a little chap:
To me it seems most odd,
That folks should truckle thus to thee,
Thou Semi-Demi-God!
The day of all the livelong year
That you most brightly shine,
Is February's fourteenth day,
Illustrious Valentine.
Oh! then what breaking of young hearts!
What fits! what swoons! what cries!
And sobs of ev'ry kind and sort,
And _sighs_ of ev'ry _size_!
No day makes such a stir as this:
(Not even the king's natal:)
Of all the fêtes, O Valentine!
Thy _fête_ is the most _fatal_.
All other _feasts_ are sinking _fast_,
But yours shall ne'er decline:
And oh! among _read letter_ days,
What day can match with thine?
All now to Love their homage pay:
From him that guides the plough,
To him that guides the state;—the king
Himself's a _court-ier_ now.
Love leads poor mortals such a dance
O'er hill and over plain,
The world seems like one vast quadrille
The figure, _Ladies' chain_.
In fact, 'tis Nature's grand _Court_ day,
When high and low you meet:
The noble with his am'rous _train_;
The beggar with his _suite_.
There's not a trade or mystery,
But love finds means to bind:
The very blacksmith at his forge
Feels _hammer-ously_ inclined.
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