The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
"DEAREST JULIA,—Since that very unpleasant affair of pa's bankruptcy,
which made it so disagreeable to stop in town, I have really not had a
moment to spare. I take the first opportunity to tell you that our
farming goes on quite as well as might be expected; and I hope in a few
years we shall be able to hold up our heads again in our dear native
Tooley Street, and among our friends at dear No. 29½.
"Haymaking is just over, and such fun! Oh, how I wished for you, dear
Julia! you would so have liked it!—tedding, and windrowing, and
staddle-rowing, and quilling, and above all, being rolled about and
tumbled to bits by the young Browns, our handsome neighbours, who kindly
offered their assistance on this occasion. Young Edwin, who paid
particular attention to me, and squeezed my best transparent muslin
bonnet to a mummy, and tore my green silk frock all to rags, is one of
the nicest young men in these parts, and a great favourite with us all.
Pa and ma sat on a bank directing our proceedings out of a book pa's
got, which tells you all about farming, and agriculture, and everything.
I am head shepherdess, and go out every morning with my crook and
Spanish guitar, and sit all day long on a bank playing to the sheep and
lambs; young Edwin Brown generally coming and keeping me company with
his German flute, which makes it very pleasant. Besides having the care
of the flocks, I am put in charge of the eggs and poultry; but, though I
have every reason to believe that our hens lay regularly, I cannot for
the life of me find their nests: and I assure you I have searched over
and over again in all the trees about the premises. The only eggs I have
been able to get were some brought in by pa the other day, and which I
immediately set under a Bantam hen; but, unfortunately, they turned out
nothing but snakes. Also a second lot, picked up by brother John in one
of his walks, which unluckily proving to be pheasants, poor John has
been informed against by a neighbouring gamekeeper, and will have to pay
goodness knows what penalty, and has got the character of a poacher into
the bargain. What a fuss is here about poaching a few eggs!
"My geese also have been very disappointing, though we have had the tank
in front of the house carefully covered in with invisible wire for their
accommodation, where they are kept night and day, and have fresh water
given them every morning. Ducks likewise don't go on very swimmingly;
and as to our horned cattle, things have gone very crooked. Pa bought a
lot of cows, and thereby hangs a tale, for on bringing them up to milk
we couldn't get a drop; and on inquiry found that he ought to have
bought milch cows, and not feeding cows, which are only used for making
beef of. But he soon bought others, and we have now a very good dairy,
and Lucy is quite pat at making butter, but mamma is rather green at
making cheese.
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