The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
"Dearest Julia, your most affectionate
"AMELIA.
"P.S. Wrist or no wrist, I must tell you of the perfidy of that villain,
Edwin Brown. Ma has just been in to say that he has run away with his
father's dairymaid. A perjured wretch! and a dairymaid too! I have
for-sworn love for ever, and made over my sheep to Emily. Oh, Julia!
"P.S. I open this sheet to tell you of the shocking fire that happened
here last night. We might have all been burnt to death in our beds. The
barns, stables, and other out-buildings are reduced to cinders; and all
owing to William's fine rick of hay, which it seems was put up too
green, and took fire of its own accord. Very odd—pa's book never said a
word about it. We are all very miserable.
"Your doubly afflicted
"AMELIA."
OPERATION OF THE NEW POOR LAWS.
A man in the last stage of destitution came before the sitting
magistrate at Lambeth Street, and stated, that having by the operation
of the New Poor Laws been suddenly deprived of parish assistance, he was
reduced to such extremity, that, if not instantly relieved, he must be
driven to do a deed that his soul abhorred. The worthy magistrate
instantly ordered him five shillings from the poor-box, and after a
suitable admonition against giving way to despair, asked him what
dreadful deed he would have been impelled to but for this seasonable
relief? "To work!" said the man, with a deep sigh, as he left the
office.
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