The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
"Post Scripp. I forgot to tell you that i cant git enuff to heat, missis
is sitch a skin Flint, unless I Steel it, & that's unpossebel, for she
always takes care to lock upp the Cold Heatabels."
[Illustration:
JULY.—"Dog Days"
]
┌─────────────┬───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│1836.] │ JULY. │
├─────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ │Dear me! how hot the weather grows— │
│ │ There's scarce a breath to cool one's face; │
│ │Through _Air_ Street not a zephyr blows, │
│ │ Nor e'en a breeze from _Wind_-ham Place. │
│ │Down Regent Street, so lazy all one sees, │
│ │There's nobody "industrious" but "The Fleas." │
├──┬──────────┼──────────────────────────────────────────┬────────────┤
│ M│ Season's │ =Odd Matters.= │ WEATHER. │
│ D│ Signs. │ │ │
├──┼──────────┼──────────────────────────────────────────┼────────────┤
│ 1│belly │ │ │
│ │ │ │ │
│ 2│back │ A DOGGEREL FOR THE DOG DAYS. │ (that │
│ │ │ │ │
│ 3│hips │Most _doggedly_ I do maintain, │ is to say, │
│ │ │ And hold the _dogma_ true,— │ │
│ 4│reins, │That four-legg'd _dogs_ altho' we see, │ beginning │
│ │ │ We've some that walk on two. │ │
│ 5│all │ │ at the │
│ │ │Among them there are clever dogs; │ │
│ 6│full of │ A few you'd reckon mad; │ beginning) │
│ │ │While some are very jolly dogs, │ │
│ 7│aches │ And others very sad. │ ♍ ☉ ⚹ ♍ │
│ │ │ │ │
│ 8│and │You've heard of Dogs, who, early taught, │ ♓ ☽ ♑ │
│ │ │ Catch halfpence in the mouth;— │ │
│ 9│pains │But we've a long-tail'd _Irish_ dog, │ │
│ │ │ With feats of larger growth. │ I do │
│10│because │ │ │
│ │ │Of Dogs who merely _halfpence_ snatch │ │
│11│I know │ The admiration ceases, │ prefer │
│ │ │For he grows saucy, sleek, and fat, │ │
│12│not │ By swallowing _penny-pieces_! │ │
│ │ │ │ │
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