THEATRE ROYAL, DREARY LANE.—This Evening, their Majesties' Servants will perform THE MANAGER IN DISTRESS; To which will be added the serious Extravaganza of THE HOT CROSS _BUNN_; The principal Character by the Manager. The whole to conclude with THE DEVIL TO PAY. On Monday next, Mr. SWING will exhibit his extraordinary performances on the Tight Rope.—_N.B._ On this occasion all persons on the Free List will be _suspended_. WANT PLACES. AS TOADY, an unmarried Female of an uncertain age. She is so soft in her disposition as to take any impression; says yes or no, just as she is bid; prefers Cape to Madeira, and dislikes Champagne; and has no objection to wash and walk out with the poodles.—_N.B._ Is very skilful in backbiting, and would be delighted to assist in the ruin of reputations. Can have a good character from her last place, which she left in consequence of the lady marrying her tall Irish footman. AS DINER-OUT, an Irish Captain on half-pay, who has at his disposal a plentiful supply of small talk and table wit; does the agreeable to perfection; is a good laugher at stale jokes, and a capital retailer of new ones; never falls asleep at the repetition of a dull story, and always laughs in the right place. He has a variety of other qualifications too numerous for insertion in an advertisement. * * * * * NOTICE is hereby given, that a considerable portion of CIVIC DIGNITY, conjectured to be equal in quantity to a _Winchester_ Measure, has been lost since the 9th of November, 1834. This _in_-valuable appendage is supposed to have been dropped from the person of an _ill_ustrious _Mayor_, during certain squabbles which took place in spite of common sense and _common counsel_. It is hoped it will be recovered by his successor, and any information respecting the same may be communicated to a HOBBLER, at the Mare's Nest in the Poultry. * * * * * LOST—by NOBODY, in the neighbourhood of NOWHERE, an article more easily conceived than described, known by the name of NOTHING. The fortunate finder may keep it on paying the expenses of this Advertisement. [Illustration: SEPTEMBER.—"Michaelmas Day" ]