The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
THE INDUSTRIOUS FLEAS will continue to perform their operations in every
part of the British dominions, most especially during the Summer months,
to the infinite delight and satisfaction of millions of his Majesty's
subjects, many thousands of whom have expressed themselves quite tickled
with their ingenuity.
* * * * *
MR. PUFF respectfully announces that he is authorized to state, that he
has received instructions to declare, that he will submit to public
competition the whole of the superb and genuine HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE and
EFFECTS of the late SIMON SQUANDER, Esq., deceased: comprising, among
other valuables, a capital cast-iron library, containing upwards of 5000
wooden volumes, bound in calf, and 500 illegible manuscripts beautifully
printed; an excellent self-willed never acting pianoforte; a superb
suite of wrought iron window curtains; four splendid cobweb carpets; an
invisible sofa; two capital India-rubber mirrors; a large stock of flint
table and bed-linen; straw fenders and fire irons; leather
looking-glasses; a set of calico dining tables, with chairs _en suite_;
about 10,000 ounces of pewter plate; and an excellent paper clock,
warranted not to go. The whole will be sold by auction, without reserve,
on the First of April next. Catalogues to be had of the Auctioneer.
* * * * *
MOST REMARKABLE FACT!—There are now living at Manchester, six persons,
whose united ages reach the enormous amount of one hundred and twenty
years! And, strange to say, they are all in full possession of their
ordinary faculties!
[Illustration:
DECEMBER—'Boxing Day'
]
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