The Comic Almanack, Volume 2: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 2: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
But though he lik'd things in bad odour,
The Gallery pleas'd not his whim;
For though very fair game was the building,
'Twasn't rotten enough yet for him.
"On the ruins of Greece have I feasted,"
Cried Old Time, with contemptuous raillery;
"And having a taste for the Parthenon,
How the deuce can I stomach that Gallery?"
[Illustration:
COME, MOVE ON THERE, MY MAN.
]
THE STAGE COACHMAN AND THE POST BOY.
AN IMAGINARY CONVERSATION.
STAGE COACHMAN (_meeting Post Boy_).
Vy! who'd a thought o' seeing you! Vell! how's your vife and fammerly?
and how do you find yourself, Muster Joe?
POST BOY.
Only middlin', thank ye!—but how can you hexpect a man, who's a yarning
nuffin a-veek, to find himself, I should like to know?
STAGE COACHMAN.
Ah! these here is hard times for you and me, Joe; since every
hindivid'al hobjects vith us now to ride—
I'm blow'd if I an't been empty for this month past, and gone every
journey vith nuffin at all in my hinside.
POST BOY.
And as for the matter of po-chaises, Vill'm, bless you! there's so
plaguy little for a boy now to do—
That I'm sure I don't know how I should ever be able to ive, if I
didn't hoccasionally make a dinner out of a "Fly" or two.
STAGE COACHMAN.
Vell! all I can say is, Joe, I can't keep on a running of my coach
vithout never no passengers;
Only, I can't a-bear the hidea of my poor 'osses a going the vay of all
'oss-flesh, and a being made into beef sassengers.
POST BOY.
Yes! that'll be the hend on the poor critturs, no doubt; for I have
heerd—and it sartinly is my belief—
That, since the railvays have come in, many houses in town rig'larly
every veek biles down three 'osses and a gallovay for halamode beef.
STAGE COACHMAN.
Cuss all railways and steam ingins, says I! I vonders how people can
like to travel by sitch houtlandish modes—
Only, to be sure, there is jist now vot they calls a "Manier" for
mangling all the country, and hironing all the roads.
POST BOY.
And if they only goes on a using up the iron in the vay they're now
doing, depend on it, Vill'am—though I hopes I shan't live to see it!
Every poor 'oss that is left vill be hobligated to vander about the
streets, vithout never so much as a shoe to his feet.
STAGE COACHMAN.
And vorser still!—Hang me! if each blessed Landlord vont be hinsolvent,
and each blessed hinn be sqvashed—
For I heerd t'other day that even "THE RED LION" had got over his head
and ears in debt, and vas a going to get vhitevashed.
[Illustration:
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