The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
In May of the same year--1420--Henry started for Troyes, where the
young Duke of Burgundy and the French royal family were sojourning.
The English king was all impatience to see his bride, and he found her
sitting with her papa and mamma in the church of St. Peter. They had
intended a little surprise for their illustrious visitor, and everything
being ready beforehand, he was affianced on the spot to the lovely
Catherine. They were regularly married. On the 2nd of June, and some
of the gay young nobles hoped there would be a series of balls, dinner
parties, and tournaments, in celebration of the wedding: Henry, however,
declared he would have "no fuss," but that those who wanted to show
their skill in jousting and tourneying might accompany him to Sens,
which he purposed besieging on the second day after his marriage. He
declined participating in the child's play of a tournament when there
was so much real work to be done, "and as to feasting," he exclaimed,
"let us give the people of Sens their whack, or, at all events, if we
are to have a good blow-out, it must be by blowing the enemy out of the
citadel." He proceeded at once with his beautiful bride from Troyes,
and soon reaching Sens, he in two days frightened the inhabitants out of
their Senses. They surrendered, and he then advanced to Montereau, which
he took by assault--or rather, as one of the merry old chroniclers
hath it, "which he took, not so much by assault as by a pepper." After
besieging a few other places in France, Henry, in conjunction with
Charles, the French king, made a triumphal entry into Paris. The
inhabitants of that city gave him an enthusiastic reception, for, like
the populace in every period, they were delighted at anything in the
shape of change, and paid the utmost respect to those from whom they had
experienced the greatest injury.
In January, 1421, Henry being very short of cash, determined on going
home to England, which was even in those days the most liberal paymaster
to popular favourites. Having with him a good-looking queen, his
reception in his own country was most gratifying, for the old clap-trap
about "lovely woman" was inherent from the earliest periods in the
English character. This fascinating female was crowned at Westminster
Abbey with tremendous pomp, and the happy couple went "starring it"
about the country in a royal progress immediately afterwards. Their
success in the provinces was immense; but their pleasant engagements in
their own country were soon brought to an end by the announcement that
France was still in a state of turbulence, requiring the immediate
presence of Henry in Paris.
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