The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
On the death of a king, it had been usual for the attendants to rush
helter-skelter out of the room, and ransack the house of the deceased
monarch, while his successor generally made the best of his way down to
the treasury. Henry the Fifth was an exception to the rule, for he had
earned so much respect in his lifetime, that at his death there was
no indecorum, but a desire was manifested to give him the benefit of a
decent, and indeed a magnificent, funeral. When a king of England had
died abroad on previous occasions, his remains were seldom thought
worthy of the expense of carriage to his own country; but in this
instance no outlay was considered too extravagant to bestow on the
funeral procession of the sovereign. Hundreds of mutes followed, with
that mute solemnity which is the origin of their name: and on this
occasion there were hundreds of knights, all in the deepest mourning.
Several esquires had their armour black-leaded, and their plumes dyed in
ink, while the king of Scotland acted as chief mourner, and the widow of
the deceased sovereign came in at the end of the gloomy retinue. On its
arrival in England, when it drew near London, fifteen bishops popped on
their pontifical attire, and ran to meet it; while the abbots, taking
down their mitres from the hat-pegs in the halls of their houses,
sallied forth to join the sad procession. The remains of the king were
carried to Westminster Abbey, and consigned to the tomb with every token
of esteem, and the reverence it had been customary to show to the rising
sun alone, was on this occasion extended to the luminary that had just
set in unusual glory. The queen, desirous of evincing her affection for
such a prince, caused a silver-gilt statue as large as life to be placed
on the top of his monument. This piece of extravagance was, however,
before the invention of British Plate, or that "perfect substitute
for silver," which is a perfect substitute in everything but value,
strength, purity, appearance, and durability.
In painting the character of Henry the Fifth, the English historians
have used the most brilliant colours, while the French writers have
thrown in some shades of the most Indian-inky blackness. The former
have been lavish in the use of _couleur de rose_, while the latter
have selected the very darkest hues, and, indeed, produced a picture
resembling those dingy profiles which give a hard outline of the
features, but render it impossible for us to judge of the aspect or
complexion of the original. It is for us to look at both sides, like the
apparently inconsistent pendulum, which, by constantly oscillating from
right to left, becomes the instrument of furnishing a faithful record of
the time.
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