The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
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THE SIXTH was not out of his long frocks when he came to the throne,
for he had not yet completed the ninth month of his little existence.
Though he succeeded peacefully to the crown, he was in arms from the
first hour of his reign; and though he was not born literally with a
silver spoon in his mouth, he had one there on his accession to the
throne, for he was being fed at the very moment that the news of
his father's death was announced in the royal nursery. It is easy
to conceive the interesting proceedings that took place on its being
proclaimed that the child, then in the act of having its food, had
become the king of England. A clean bib was instantly brought, and he
was apostrophised as a little "Kingsey Pingsey," a "Monarchy Ponarchy,"
and was addressed by many other of those titles of affectionate loyalty
which are to be found nowhere but in the nursery dialect. A Parliament
was summoned to meet in November, 1422, and, the regency being a good
thing, there commenced a desperate struggle as to who should be allowed
to have and to hold the baby. The Duke of Gloucester claimed the post
of nurse, in the absence of his elder brother, the Duke of Bedford. The
lords named the latter President of the Council, but while he was away
the former was permitted to act as his deputy, and, what was more to
Gloucester's purpose, he was allowed to receive the salary of £5333
per annum. Having got the money and the power, Gloucester was not
particularly anxious to have the charge of the royal baby, who was
accordingly handed over to the Earl of Warwick, jointly with Henry
Beaufort, Bishop of Winchester, a half-brother of Henry the Fourth, who
had also a high seat--convenient, by-the-way, for the infant king--in
the council.
This Beaufort was the second son of John of Gaunt, and founder of the
illustrious family of the Beauforts, who derive their original
nobility from an ancestor who was _beau_ and _fort_--strong as well as
good-looking. If aristocracy in these days were derivable from the same
source, the handsome and brawny drayman might take his seat in the House
of Lords, while ticket-porters, coalheavers, railway navigators, and
other representatives of the physical force party would constitute an
extensive peerage, of what dramatic authors, when they write for the
gallery, are in the habit of apostrophising as "Nature's noblemen." The
Beauforts, besides the good looks and strength of their founder, had
collateral claims to muscular eminence. The uncle of the first Beaufort
was called John of Gaunt, from his gaunt or gigantic stature; and one of
the family had been, in 1397, created Duke of Somerset, most likely on
account of the somersets he was able to turn by sheer force of sinew.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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