The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The next day the same ceremony with the same accessories was repeated at
Cheapside, in order to give the East End an opportunity of enjoying the
sport which the West End had already revelled in. Perkin Warbeck was
then committed to the Tower, where he and the unfortunate Earl of
Warwick became what may be termed fast friends, for they were bound
tightly together in the same prison. Warbeck, who was in every sense
of the word an accomplished swindler, succeeded in winning the good
opinion, not only of his fellow captive but of the keepers of the jail,
three of whom, it is said, had actually undertaken to murder Sir John
Digby, the governor, for the sake of getting hold of the keys, and
releasing the two captives. It was now evident that Warbeck would never
be quiet, and Henry, feeling him to be a troublesome fellow, determined
to get rid of him. On the 16th of November, 1499, Warbeck was arraigned
at Westminster Hall, and being found guilty as a matter of course, was
executed on the 23rd of the same month at Tyburn, where, cowardly to the
last, he asked the forgiveness of the king, even on the scaffold.
Walpole, in his "Historic Doubts"--a work that throws everything into
uncertainty and settles nothing--gives it as his opinion that Perkin
Warbeck was really the Duke of York; but had Walpole been able to tell
"a sheep's head from a carrot," he would never have been guilty of
such a piece of confounding and confounded blundering. We who give no
encouragement whatever to Historic Doubts are tolerably sure that Perkin
Warbeck was merely a fashionable swindler, for he had none of that
personal courage or true dignity which would have redeemed his imposture
from the character of mere quackery. He contrived to ruin poor Warwick,
or at all events to hasten his destruction by implicating him in a
conspiracy, which of his own accord he never would have dreamed of.
When put upon his trial, the hapless earl--who, though only twenty-nine
years of age, was from long seclusion in a state of second childhood,
if indeed he had ever got out of his first--confessed with piteous
simplicity all that had been alleged against him. He was beheaded on
Tower Hill the 24th * of November, 1499; and it was said that his death
was the most merciful that could be conceived, for in losing his head
he was deprived of that which he never knew how to use, and of the
possession of which he did not at any time seem sensible. Warbeck's
widow continued to go by the name of the White Rose, when Sir Mathew
Cradoc, thinking it a pity that she should be "left blooming alone,"
offered to graft her on his family tree, and the White Rose consented to
this arrangement.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account