The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
One of the fugitives, a venerable marshal, broke his baton in beating
a retreat over the back of his charger; and Bayard, who had refused to
run, seeing the baton of his comrade broken, exclaimed, "Ha! he has cut
his stick!" which afterwards became a by-word to describe the act of a
fugitive. The illustrious _chevalier sans peur et sans reproche_ became
a prisoner, but thoroughly enjoyed the joke of his countrymen having run
away, and laughingly called it the battle of the spurs, from the energy
with which they had plunged their rowels into the flanks of their
chargers.
A meeting between Bayard, Maximilian, and Henry, has been described very
graphically in the _Histoire de Bon Chevalier_; * and it appears
from this authority that the two latter bantered their prisoner in a
somewhat uncourteous manner. Bayard contended that he had become captive
by a voluntary surrender; upon which the emperor and the king burst
out into a fit of rude laughter, as if they would have said, "That's a
capital joke;" but Bayard protested that he might have got away had he
chosen to run for it. They only replied to him by saying "Well, well,
my fine fellow, we've got you, and it matters little whether you
took yourself into custody or now else you came here; but here you
unquestionably are, and there's an end of the discussion."
* Vol. ii., p. 80.
After taking Tournay, where he held a number of tournaments, and which
was actually sacrificed by the inhabitants for the sake of a bad pun
*--worse even than the accidental one in the text--Henry returned to
England, and arrived on the 24th of October, 1513, at Richmond.
Thus ended the expedition to France; but important events had been
happening at home, for the Earl of Surrey had been chevying the Scotch
over the Cheviot Hills, and at last fought them at Flodden, where James
the Fourth unfortunately fell; and the English queen, making a parcel of
his coat, hat, and gloves, sent them to Henry as a proof of the dressing
the Scotch had experienced.
It had been intended to resume the war with France, but Louis the
Twelfth suggested a compromise, by which he married Mary, the sister
of the English king, and Mary thus had the honour of mollifying the
asperity of the feelings that the two monarchs had hitherto indulged.
We have already mentioned the name of Wolsey, who accompanied Henry
abroad in the capacity of almoner; and it is now time that we give some
particulars of a person who played one of the most important parts in
the drama of history.
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