The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The first George had come to the English throne in 1714. The second,
third, and fourth of the same name successively covered it with their
persons until 1830,—a century of English Georgics, full enough of
bucolic stupidity and ox-like lolling down in rich clover, so far as the
sovereigns were concerned, but bristling with short-horned and
long-horned wars that pushed and gored in all directions. The second
George, imported, like his sire, from Hanover, had been rolling in the
rich English pastures for thirteen years, when the war of which we are
now speaking commenced impaling so many victims,—a war which passes in
our American chronicles under the name of “King George’s war,” but in
European history is known as “the war of the Austrian succession.” As
might be expected, after the old stiff-necked leader of the English herd
commenced pushing the continental cows, the American young
bulls—possessing all the red fire and knotted thews of the home
stock—sprung over into the French lot, and after goring and receiving
thrusts from the Gallic steers, at length, in 1745, made a dash at
Louisburg in the island of Cape Breton, and ripped it out of the side of
French America, leaving a sore gash that festered for six years.
It will be our duty hereafter to note the results of these wounds in
mortifying French pride, and ultimately destroying the carefully nursed
French colonial stock in North America.
CHAPTER XII.
THE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE AMERICAN BELT.
1754 TO 1763.
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