The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Others there were drawing fresh, healthy milk, from the breasts of buxom
mother Earths; pioneer, shaggy-coated energy, East as well as West,
South as well as North, creating, organizing, and crystallizing around
nuclei, snatching newly created words, as woman, from the ribs of
necessities, and planting them amid the needs of freshly staked Edens;
new-laid towns, from whose hasty nests speculators run cackling; mining
villages, planted at sunset out of hand, watered by hot whiskeys,
stimulated by the guano of revolvers, faro, monte, and warmly stirred
politics, and growing over night into rough-timbered climbers up and up
the mountain-side, to look over into the canyon beyond; hastily lit oil
and other speculations, around whose flame the idle moths of the pulpit,
the bar, and the counter fly and singe themselves until they fall
helpless upon the table of others; struggling schools, churches,
seminaries, and charities, reaching upwards to the sunlight, growing
more graceful as they straighten away from their earthy roots, but still
raw; and all the many-visaged, polysided life of fresh energy,
struggling for the mastery over the down-wrestled but ever-rising work
of new soils, wants, and needs, and destined, in spite of its great,
rude, sinewy strength, to exhaust itself upon what time, patience, and
long-applied skill shall shape into greater symmetry and proportion, and
then to vanish away into the tomb of all ex-workmen.
There, too, were heaped up and ready for the grill, and for tastes more
refined, capital, massing itself into centripetal, compacting,
aggregated wealth, touching large levers that swing inflowing products
from port to port, across wide-reaching inland spaces, or over high
mountains; multiform industries, translating and exchanging, without
parallel, the growths of every parallel; and associated earnings of
diligent thrift, extracting the best notions from hard, quartz-headed
mountains. There was vivid and intelligent joint enterprise, which
plunges beneath the waves, and places the sensitive nerves of thought
below the gambols of the leviathan, for the especial benefit of gamblers
in bonds, cotton, gold, and stocks; pries open the shut gates of
science, and entices her occult learning to minister to the enlarging
demands of commerce, agriculture, manufactures, and trade; sets in
motion the steel fingers which pick, cull, card, spin, and weave the
cotton, flax, silk, and wool, whose fabrics clothe us through all
seasons; quickens the spindles, machines, and contrivances—busy
everywhere—which create our necessaries and our luxurious comforts;
drags our fuel from the tight clutches of the mine; adulterates our food
and drinks; sews up our vestments and sometimes our investments, and
supplies our dwellings with furniture, our stores with goods, our fields
with mowers, reapers, steam-ploughs, and steam-impelling implements, and
our grave-yards with monuments, hewn by machinery and chiselled by the
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