The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Descended from a father at once gifted by nature and ennobled by
services to the state, which it could not requite; himself favored with
large wealth; bred at Oxford University; a law student of Lincoln’s Inn;
a sagacious and observing traveller over all Europe; skilled in all
manly accomplishments, including swimming and the use of the broadsword;
the friend of Sir Isaac Newton, of Algernon Sidney, and Lord William
Russell,—he exhibited that rare union, a moral courage that dared to
live out his convictions, although counter to those with whom he
associated and although leading him to prison and severe persecution,
and a gentleness of speech and manner that persuaded all whom he met,
not only of his own personal honesty, but of the truth of his
principles.
In 1681 he obtained from Charles II. a grant of all the lands embraced
in the present limits of Pennsylvania; and in the following autumn he
came out to prospect his large unfenced farm. Sailing up the Delaware,
over fins whose ancestors had preceded him by centuries, and between
banks colonized sparsely by Finns and Swedes thirty-nine years before,
he landed at New Castle.
His open, sunny face, then browned with thirty-eight summers, warmed
even the Indians toward him, in the frosty month of November; and thus
trickled their confidence and trust: “You are our brothers. We will
leave a broad path for you and us to walk in. If an Englishman falls
asleep in the path, the Indian shall pass him by and say: ‘He is an
Englishman; he is asleep; let him alone.’ The path shall be plain; there
shall not be in it a stump to hurt the feet.”
[Illustration: 1681.]
[Illustration: 1869.]
THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.
At the junction of the Schuylkill and Delaware rivers,—a triangle since
often worked at by people who, wanting his simplicity, have tried so to
draw their lines as to prove that an acute angle is larger than the
other two, even if those two be very obtuse,—at this place he halted to
work out the problem of a city to be governed by brotherly love. He
found clumps of pine, chestnut, and walnut trees,—names which grew to
the streets which displaced them. Disliking crowded towns, which he had
found to be but nurseries of vice, he desired his city to be planted
with gardens round each house, so as to form “a greene countrie towne.”
The jealous rivals of the Quaker Emporium assert that he succeeded in
carrying out his plan.
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