The Coming of Cassidy—And the OthersMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Coming of Cassidy—And the Others
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"He’s drivin’ across our range, an’ when th’ wind dies out sudden an’
th’ snow sifts down, he ’s just smart enough to get out his beddin’ an’
wrap it around him till he looks like a bale of cotton. An’ even at
that he ’s near froze an’ lookin’ for a place to make a stand when he
feels a bump. It’s me, fallin’ off my cayuse, against his front wheel.
He emerges from his beddin’, lifts me into th’ waggin, puts most of his
blankets around me, an’ stops. Knowin’ he can’t save th’ cayuses, he
shoots ’em. That means grub for us, anyhow, if we run short of th’ good
stuff. Nobody but Pete could ’a’ got th’ canvas off that waggin in such
a gale, but he did it. He busts th’ arches an’ slats off th’ top of th’
waggin an’ uses ’em for firewood. Th’ canvas he drapes over th’ box,
lettin’ it hang down on both sides to th’ ground. An’ in about five
minutes th’ whole thing was covered over with snow. Pete ’s the
strongest man we ever saw, an’ we ’ve seen some good ones. Wrastlin’
that canvas with stiff hands was a whole lot more than what he done to
Big Sandy up there on Thunder Mesa.
"Pete says I was dead when he grabbed me, an’ smellin’ disgraceful of
liquor. But th’ first thing I know is lookin’ up in th’ gloom at a
ceilin’ that’s right close to my head, an’ at a sorta rafter. That
rafter gives me a shock. It don’t even touch th’ ceilin’, but runs
along ’most a foot below it. I close my eyes an’ do a lot of thinkin’.
I remember freezin’ to death, but that’s all. An’ just then I hears a
faint voice say: ’He shore was dead.’ I don’t know Pete then, or that
he talked to hisself sometimes. An’ I reckon I was a li’l off in my
head, at that. I begin to wonder if he means me, an’ purty soon I ’m
shore of it. An’ don’t I sympathize with myself? I ’m dead an’ gone
somewhere; but no preacher I ever heard ever described no place like
this. Then I smell smoke an’ burnin’ meat—which gives me a clew to th’
range I ’m on. Mebby I ’m shelved in th’ ice box, waitin’ my turn, or
somethin’. I knew I ’d led a sinful life. But there wasn’t no use of
rubbin’ it in—it’s awful to be dead an’ know it.
"Th’ next time I opens my eyes I can’t see nothin’; but I can feel
somethin’ layin’ alongside of me. It’s breathin’ slow an’ regular, an
it bothers me till I get th’ idea all of a sudden. It’s another dead
one, cut out of th’ herd an’ shoved in my corral to wait for subsequent
events. I felt sorry for him, an’ lay there tryin’ to figger it out,
an’ I ’m still figgerin’ when it starts to get light. Th’ other feller
grunts an’ sits up, bumpin’ his head solid against that fool rafter. No
dead man that was shoved in a herd consigned to heaven ever used such
language, which makes me all the shorer of where I am. But if hell’s hot
we ’ve still got a long way to go.
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