“In your whole lives, my lords, were you never entertained with so much
ingenuity, my Lord Epimonus having at once mended all the faults of
travellers. For, first, whereas they are abominable liars, he has not
told you (except some malicious body has misinformed him concerning poor
Spy) one syllable of falsehood. And, secondly, whereas they never fail
to give the upper hand in all their discourses to foreign nations, still
jostling their own into the kennel, he bears an honor to his country
that will not dissolve in Cephalonia, nor be corrupted with figs and
melons, which I can assure you is an ordinary obligation; and therefore
hold it a matter of public concern that we be to no occasion of
quenching my lord’s affections, nor is there any such great matter
between us, but, in my opinion, might be easily reconciled, for though
that which my lord gained by sitting in the house, I steadfastly
believe, as he can affirm, was got fairly yet dare I not, nor do I
think, that upon consideration he will promise for other gamesters,
especially when they were at it so high, as he intimates not only to
have been in use, but to be like enough to come about again. Wherefore
say I, let them throw with boxes, for unless we will be below the
politics of an ordinary, there is no such bar to cogging, it is known
to his lordship that our game is most at a throw, and that every cast
of our dice is in our suffrages, nor will he deny that partiality in a
suffrage is downright cogging.
“If the Venetian boxes be the most sovereign of all remedies against this
same cogging, is it not a strange thing that they should be thrown first
into the fire by a fair gamester? Men are naturally subject to all kinds
of passions; some you have that are not able to withstand the brow of an
enemy, and others that make nothing of this, are less proof against that
of a friend. So that if your suffrage be barefaced, I dare say you shall
not have one fair cast in twenty. But whatever a man’s fortune be at the
box, he neither knows whom to thank, nor whom to challenge. Wherefore
(that my lord may have a charitable opinion of the choice affection
which I confess to have, above all other beauties, for that of
incomparable Venice) there is in this way of suffrage no less than a
demonstration that it is the most pure, and the purity of the suffrage
in a popular government is the health, if not the life of it, seeing
the soul is not otherwise breathed into the sovereign power than by the
suffrage of the people. Wherefore no wonder if Postellus be of opinion
that this use of the ball is the very same with that of the bean in
Athens, or that others, by the text concerning Eldad and Medad, derive
it from the Commonwealth of Israel. There is another thing, though not
so material to us, that my lord will excuse me if I be not willing to
yield, which is, that Venice subsists only by her situation. It is true
that a man in time of war may be more secure from his enemies by being
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