SONG (Lady Psyche, with Cyril, Hilarion and Florian) "A Lady Fair, of Lineage High" Psyche: A Lady fair, of lineage high, Was loved by an Ape, in the days gone by. The Maid was radiant as the sun, The Ape was a most unsightly one, The Ape was a most unsightly one— So it would not do— His scheme fell through, For the Maid, when his love took formal shape, Express'd such terror At his monstrous error, That he stammer'd an apology and made his 'scape, The picture of a disconcerted Ape. With a view to rise in the social scale, He shaved his bristles and he docked his tail, He grew mustachios, and he took his tub, And he paid a guinea to a toilet club, He paid a guinea to a toilet club— But it would not do, The scheme fell through— For the Maid was Beauty's fairest Queen, With golden tresses, Like a real princess's, While the Ape, despite his razor keen, Was the apiest Ape that ever was seen! He bought white ties, and he bought dress suits, He crammed his feet into bright tight boots— And to start in life on a brand-new plan, He christen'd himself Darwinian Man! But it would not do, The scheme fell through— For the Maiden fair, whom the monkey crav'd, Was a radiant Being, With brain far-seeing— While Darwinian Man, though well-behav'd, At best is only a monkey shav'd! 3 Men: For the Maiden fair, whom the monkey crav'd, All: Was a radiant being, With a brain far-seeing— While Darwinian Man, though well-behav'd, At best is only a monkey shav'd! (During this, Melissa has entered unobserved; she looks on in amazement.) Melissa: (Coming down) Oh, Lady Psyche! Psyche: (Terrified) What! You heard us then? Oh, all is lost! Melissa: Not so! I'll breathe no word! (Advancing in astonishment to Florian) How marvelously strange! and are you then Indeed young men?