The Complete Plays of Gilbert and SullivanGilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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The Complete Plays of Gilbert and Sullivan
Gilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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RICH. (looking after him). Ah, it's a thousand pities he's
such a poor opinion of himself, for a finer fellow don't walk!
Well, I'll do my best for him. "Plead for him as though it was
for your own father"—that's what my heart's a-remarkin' to me
just now. But here she comes! Steady! Steady it is! (Enter
Rose—he is much struck by her.) By the Port Admiral, but she's
a tight little craft! Come, come, she's not for you, Dick, and
yet—she's fit to marry Lord Nelson! By the Flag of Old England,
I can't look at her unmoved.
ROSE. Sir, you are agitated—
RICH. Aye, aye, my lass, well said! I am agitated, true
enough!—took flat aback, my girl; but 'tis naught—'twill pass.
(Aside.) This here heart of mine's a-dictatin' to me like
anythink. Question is, Have I a right to disregard its
promptings?
ROSE. Can I do aught to relieve thine anguish, for it
seemeth to me that thou art in sore trouble? This
apple—(offering a damaged apple).
RICH. (looking at it and returning it). No, my lass,
'tain't that: I'm—I'm took flat aback—I never see anything like
you in all my born days. Parbuckle me, if you ain't the
loveliest gal I've ever set eyes on. There—I can't say fairer
than that, can I?
ROSE. No. (Aside.) The question is, Is it meet that an
utter stranger should thus express himself? (Refers to book.)
Yes—"Always speak the truth."
RICH. I'd no thoughts of sayin' this here to you on my own
account, for, truth to tell, I was chartered by another; but when
I see you my heart it up and it says, says it, "This is the very
lass for you, Dick"—"speak up to her, Dick," it says—(it calls
me Dick acos we was at school together)—"tell her all, Dick," it
says, "never sail under false colours—it's mean!" That's what
my heart tells me to say, and in my rough, common-sailor fashion,
I've said it, and I'm a-waiting for your reply. I'm a-tremblin',
miss. Lookye here—(holding out his hand). That's narvousness!
ROSE (aside). Now, how should a maiden deal with such an
one? (Consults book.) "Keep no one in unnecessary suspense."
(Aloud.) Behold, I will not keep you in unnecessary suspense.
(Refers to book.) "In accepting an offer of marriage, do so with
apparent hesitation." (Aloud.) I take you, but with a certain
show of reluctance. (Refers to book.) "Avoid any appearance of
eagerness." (Aloud.) Though you will bear in mind that I am far
from anxious to do so. (Refers to book.) "A little show of
emotion will not be misplaced!" (Aloud.) Pardon this tear!
(Wipes her eye.)
RICH. Rose, you've made me the happiest blue-jacket in
England! I wouldn't change places with the Admiral of the Fleet,
no matter who he's a-huggin' of at this present moment! But,
axin' your pardon, miss (wiping his lips with his hand), might I
be permitted to salute the flag I'm a-goin' to sail under?
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