Doortendist...................................................................Mons. Jacques Ridera. Gas Man..................................................................................Artemus Ward. This Entertainment will open with music.  The soldiers' Chorus from "Faust." "> First time in this city.   *  *  * Next comes a jocund and discursive preamble, calculated to show what a good education the Lecturer has  *  *  * View the first is a sea-view.--Ariel navigation.--Normal school of whales in the distance.--Isthmus of Panama.--Interesting interview with Old Panama himself, who makes all the hats.--Old Pan is a likely sort of man.  *  *  * San Francisco.--City with a vigilant government.--Miners allowed to vote.  Old inhabitants so rich that they have legs with golden calves to them.  *  *  * Town in the Silver region.--Good quarters to be found there.--Playful population, fond of high-low-jack and homicide.--Silver lying around loose.--Thefts of it termed silver-guilt.  *  *  * The plains in Winter.--A wild Moor, like Othello.--Mountains in the distance forty thousand miles above the level of the highest sea (Musiani's chest C included).--If you don't believe this you can go there and measure them for yourself.  *  *  * Mormondom, sometimes called the City of the Plain, but wrongly; the women are quite pretty.--View of Old Poly Gamy's house, &c.  *  *  * The Salt Lake Hotel.--Stage just come in from its overland route and retreat from the Indians.--Temperance house.--No bar nearer than Salt Lake sand-bars.--Miners in shirts like Artemus Ward his Programme--they are read and will wash.  *  *  * Mormon Theatre, where Artemus Ward lectured.--Mormons like theatricals, and had rather go to the Playhouse than to the Workhouse, any time.  Private boxes reserved for the ears of Brother Brigham's wives.  *  *  * Intermission of Five Minutes.  *  *  * Territorial State-House.--Seat of the Legislature.--About as fair a collection as that at Albany--and "we can't say no fairer than that."  *  *  * Residence of Brigham Young and his wives.--Two hundred souls with but a single thought, Two hundred hearts that beat as one.  *  *  * Seraglio of Heber C. Kimball.--Home of the Queens of Heber.--No relatives of the Queen of Sheba.--They are a nice gang of darlings.  *  *  * Mormon Tabernacle, where the men espouse Mormonism and the women espouse Brother Brigham and his Elders as spiritual Physicians, convicted of bad doct'rin.  *  *  * Foundations of the Temple.--Beginning of a healthy little job.--Temple to enclose all out-doors, and be paved with gold at a premium.  *  *  * The Temple when finished.--Mormon-idea of a meeting-house.--N.B.  It will be bigger, probably, than Dodworth Hall.--one of the figures in the foreground is intended for Heber C. Kimball.--You can see, by the expression of his back, that he is thinking what a great man Joseph Smith was.  *  *  *