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The Complete Works of Brann, the Iconoclast — Volume 01
Brann, William Cowper
Brann, William Cowper, 1855-1898; Essays; Reformers
Adam was more than 100 years old when he lost a rib and
gained a wife. Genesis does not say so in exact words, but
I can make nothing else of the argument. Our first parents
received special instructions to "be fruitful and multiply."
They were given distinctly to understand that was what they
were here for. They were brimming with health and
strength, for disease and death had not yet come into the
world. Their blood was pure and thrilled with the passion
that is the music of physical perfection--yet Adam was 130
years old when his third child was born. If Adam and Eve
were of equal age a marriage in American "high life"--the
mating of a scorbutic dude with a milliner's sign--could
scarce make so poor a record. After the birth of Seth the
first of men "begat sons and daughters"--seems to have
become imbued with an ambition to found a family. As the
first years of a marriage are usually the most fruitful, we
may fairly conclude that our common mother was an old
man's darling. Woman does not appear to have been
included in the original plan of creation. She was altogether
unnecessary, for if God could create one man out of the
dust of the earth without her assistance he could make a
million more--could keep on manufacturing them as
long as his dust lasted. But multiplication of
"masterpieces" was no part of the Creator's plan. Adam
was to rule the earth even as Jehovah rules the heavens.
As there is but one Lord of Heaven, there should be but
one lord of earth--one only Man, who should live forever,
the good genius of a globe created, not for a race of
marauders and murderers but for that infinitely happier life
which we denominate the lower animals. This beautiful
world was not built for politicians and preachers, kings and
cuckolds; but for the beasts and birds, the forests and the
flowers, and over all of life, animate and inanimate, the
earthly image of Almighty God was made the absolute but
loving lord. The lion should serve him and the wild deer
come at his call. The bald eagle, whose bold wings seem
to fan the noonday sun to fiercer flame, should bend from
the empyrean at his bidding, and the roc bear him over
land and sea on its broad pinions. As his great Archetype
rules the Cherubim and Seraphim, so should Man, a god in
miniature, reign over the earth-born, the inhabitants of a
lesser heaven. As no queen shares God's eternal throne,
so none should divide the majesty of earth's diadem. There
is neither marrying nor giving in marriage, we are told,
among the angels. They rise above sex, into the realm of
the purely spiritual, scorning the sensual joys that are the
heritage of bird and beast, for intellectual pleasures that
never pall; and why should Man, the especial object of
God's providence, be grosser than his ministers?
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