The Confessions of a Caricaturist, Vol. 1Furniss, Harry
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The Confessions of a Caricaturist, Vol. 1
Furniss, Harry
Cartoonists -- Great Britain -- Biography; Furniss, Harry, 1854-1925
"In a House of 670 Members, or any other even number, if divided into
two parties, the majority (in the sense he uses the word--viz., the
difference) must always be an even number. It is true that the division
lists sometimes show a majority which is an odd number, but in such a
case an odd number of Members must have been absent from the division.
Mr. Furniss must prophesy either fourteen or sixteen.
"The English language is so defective that the word 'majority' is used
to mean 'the greater number,' and also 'the difference between the
greater number and the less.' Cannot a new word be invented to replace
'majority' in one or other of these meanings, and so avoid the use of
the same word for two distinct ideas?
"Your obedient servant,
"GEORGE R. GALLAHER,
"Fellow of the Institute of Bankers.
"44, Fenchurch Street, London, E.C."
I suppose F.I.B. stands for "Fellow of the Institute of Bankers."
Anyway, before I had time to reply to the courteous captious critic the
_Times_ published the following:
"_Political Prophecy._
"Sir,--In endeavouring to correct Mr. Furniss your correspondent Mr.
Gallaher has forgotten that, although the House of Commons consists of
an even number of Members, one of those Members will be elected Speaker;
and that consequently, if all the Members were on any occasion to
attend, the majority would be an odd, and not an even number. There is
therefore no necessity for Mr. Furniss to alter his prophecy at present.
"Your obedient servant,
"FAIR PLAY."
Other correspondents, less technical but strongly political, accused me
of being "an inspired Conservative spy." Others that I was an oracle
worth "rigging." And the Irish and Radical Press questioning my
impartiality, I published this letter:
"_To the Editor of the 'Manchester City News.'_
"Sir,--My attention has been called to a paragraph in your issue of July
23rd, stating that I am a Conservative, an assertion which has highly
amused those who know me well, for I am one of the strongest of Radicals
in some things and the hottest of Tories in others. I earnestly advocate
the claims of the working man, and sometimes I feel myself a Whig of the
old school. Whether I am a Tory, a Liberal or a Radical, troubles me
very little, but as you seem to take a kind interest in my political
opinions I should have preferred you to have styled me an Independent,
which I understand means nothing.
"HARRY FURNISS.
"Garrick Club, London."
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