The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
For the first time in my entire existence, so far as I can now
remember, I was totally nonplussed and abashed. I could not have
been more astonished had I walked into the family lot in the Salem
cemetery and found my grandfather sitting on his own tombstone;
but there the old lawyer surely was, as certainly as he had been
there twenty years before; and the same sensations that I had always
experienced as a child while in his presence now swept over me and
made me feel like a whipped school-boy. Not for the world would
I have had him see me and be forced to answer his questions as to
my business in the city of Boston; so, holding my breath, I tiptoed
out of the door, and the last vision I ever had of him was as he
sat there absorbed in some legal problem, bending over his books,
the sunlight flooding the mote-filled air of the dusty office, the
little bronze horse standing before him on the desk and the branches
of the trees outside casting flickering shadows upon the walls and
bookcases. Canny old man! He had never put his neck in a noose!
I envied him his quiet life among his books and the well-deserved
respect and honor that the world accorded him.
Ruminating in this strain, I threaded my way through the crowd in
Court Street, and was about to return to my hotel, when to my utter
horror I beheld Hawkins, in all his regalia, being marched down
the hill between two business-like-looking persons, who were
unmistakably officers of police. He walked dejectedly and had lost
all his bravado. There was no blinking the fact that in my absence
he had managed somehow to stumble into the hands of the guardians
of the law and was now in process of being transported back to New
York.
For a moment my circulation stopped abruptly and a clammy moisture
broke out upon my back and forehead. Unostentatiously I slipped
into a cigar store and allowed the trio to pass me by. So the jig
was up! Back I must go, after my fruitless nightmare with the
wretch, to consult with my partner as to what was now to be done.
I reached the city late that evening, but not before I had read in
the evening papers a full account of the apprehension of the
fugitive, including my own part in the escape; and it now appeared
that the police had been fully cognizant of all our doings, including
the manner of our abduction of Hawkins from our office. They had,
under the instructions of the district attorney, simply permitted
us to carry out our plan in order to use the same as evidence
against us at the proper time, and had followed us every step of
the way to Worcester and on our drive to Methuen.
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